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BikerGeek99

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[SIZE=12pt]Welcome to my first ride report.[/SIZE]

Grab a beer, get comfy, and hopefully I won’t bore you to death.

Here we go…

Myself and the lovely and gracious Susie were able to spend pretty much the entire Memorial Day holiday weekend on 2 wheels. Saturday we took the Harley on a poker run, and the rest of the weekend allowed us the opportunity to take this ride.

Sunday we had planned to hit the road between 9:30 and 10:00. Life being what it is, we left around 10:45.

After a quick stop on the way out of town to grab a Slime compact air compressor and tire patch kit (I haven’t had a flat yet, but figured this is a minimal investment) at the local motorsport mega-mart, we’re off…

For Pittsburgh!

We’re headed for Pittsburgh to attend the high school graduation party for Susie’s niece. The trip began on the slab… Pretty damn boring, so no pics. We headed out on I-70 east to I-77 north. Then we headed east on Route 22.

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Neither of us had really eaten yet and we’re both getting hungry. I’m on the lookout for a spot to grab a bite to eat that isn’t a choke-and-puke.

We’re cruising along on Route 22 and go by this place. As soon as I see it (as we’re going by it), I tell Susie (StarCom1 units friggin’ rock!), “We’re turning around!” She agrees, and we’re at our lunch stop.

The Dancing Donkey.

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The gal outside talking to me is our waitress. We had pulled up, hopped off, took off out helmets and were just lolly-gagging our way into the restaurant. She met us outside. Now, don’t get me wrong, here – she (neither of us can remember her name) did a great job for us, and she was super nice.

We were hit with a barrage…

“Hi!”

“Would you like to sit inside or outside?”

“Outside? OK! Sun or shade?”

“Oh, you just pick wherever you want to sit! Are you riding a motorcycle today?”

Wow. We’re both in riding pants and jackets…

As Bill Engvall would say, “Nah, we’re riding tricycles cross-country! Here’s your card.”

She continues... “My boyfriend is out riding today, too, but I’m here working and not riding with him…”

Everything she says is spoken faster than I can talk.

It is impressive.

Still, like I said, she’s a terrific waitress.

The Dancing Donkey is, according to the signs, under new management. The outside seating area is quite nice. There were some others there who were also riding motorcycles, but they weren’t terribly interested in talking to Susie and I.

BikerGeek at the Dancing Donkey. Other bikers in the background.

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The food…

Mmm….

Pulled pork sammich with ‘slaw and pickles on it..

Delicious!

Let this speak for itself:

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Saw this sign across the street.

I didn’t know bagpipes grow on trees!

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The Dancing Donkey.

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I asked the lovely and gracious Susie to take a pic of me on Veejer (yes, I’m a geek – Veejer the Feejer) by the sign:

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After taking this picture, Susie realized a ring that I had bought her wasn’t on her hand. We start looking around our table, no dice… Our waitress (bless her!) went so far as to pull everything out of the garbage in the ladies’ room and unwrap the paper towels… Wow! Other patrons helped us, looking around our table and in the (gravel) parking lot. Eventually, Susie did one last check, and found the ring. It was caught in the Velcro in the layers in her riding pants.

Sweet! Crisis over! Thanks to everyone at the Dancing Donkey for helping! If you’re on Route 22 a little east of I-77, stop in! Good food, great people!

More to come…

 
Sunday, May 25, 2008, Continued…

The lovely and gracious Susie and I continue towards Pittsburgh…

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Coming towards a cool bridge…

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Closer....

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There!!

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Another bridge.

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By now, we had made it to Pittsburgh. We went to Susie's niece's high school graduation gathering. There were high schoolers all over the place, various friends and family... We stayed for about an hour a lit out for our next destination in SW PA.

Pics along the way...

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Cool!!!

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I think the Mail Pouch barns are cool.

When I was in college, we nicknamed a guy Mail Pouch. Best thing, he had no idea what the hell we were talking about. That made it even better!

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Not really planned, but a cool pic!

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The road we were on was a pretty cool road. It ran right along a creek. There were pull-offs along the way. Eventually I found one in time and we pulled over so I could grab a smoke and we could take more pictures.

More to come!!

 
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Nice report. I was wondering how you managed to take the pictures while riding on the bridge and the super slab, then saw the helmet in the picture. Sounds like you have found something for Susie to do while you are driving. Nice pics.

 
Thanks for the report and pics. I have a son and grandson in Pittsburgh, I recognized some of the locations. The last time I drove up there I saw a road sign for a tattoo parlor with the tag line... "Tattoos while you wait." No ****... I hope so. :blink:

 
[SIZE=12pt]Thanks for the comments.[/SIZE]

The report continues...

Continuing Sunday, May 25, 2008

We pulled over to stretch a bit and take some pics. The road we’re on has a little creek (or is it a crick in these parts?) running along side.

Hiya, Susie!

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Hiya, BikerGeek!

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A picture of me….

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Taking this picture:

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And a shot of both of us:

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While we were stopped there, we kept hearing “BANG!” over and over. What the?!? After the first one, I said, “Holy ****! That was a gun!” We kept hearing shots…. At one point, as we were getting on Veejer, it was constant:

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

Not full-auto, but as fast as one can pull the trigger on a semi-auto. With a large clip. Just up the road some cars were parked alongside the road, and there was a sign – public shooting range.

Ah. It all makes sense now. But, whoever went on the shooting rampage must not be a very good shot. But I wasn’t going to stop and tell ‘em that. We kept on going….

A recent addition for me is a spiffy Zumo 550. Nice little gadget. I had mapped out our route on my laptop and loaded the route to the Zumo.

One spot that Susie I wanted to see is the Indian Creek Gorge along the Youghioeny River. All this is in the vicinity of Ohiopyle State Park in southwestern Pennsylvania. So I had the route in the Zumo and it’s guiding us to the gorge.

At one point, we crest a hill on a narrow back-country road. It’s a beautiful day and a nice country road. As I’m looking ahead, the pavement looks “weird” to me. I say to myself, “Bah. The pavements just kind of chewed up around there, so be careful…” We get closer to that spot and …. “****!”

The road turns to dirt. And gravel. Downhill.

Crap.

Let me just take a moment to let you all in on something.

I am NOT an off-road guy. I have never ridden a dirt bike (on or off pavement). I’m nervous on gravel.

Let me let you in on something else.

The lovely and gracious Susie, with whom I am sharing this entire experience, is wounded. While learning to ride at a MSF beginners course a couple of weeks ago, she put her bike (a Buell Blast named Giada) down in the dirt. She has a big toe that’s broken in 4 places and a nice hunk of skin missing off her knee cap.

Susie’s toe:

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Susie’s knee:

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So…

There we are. Going downhill on a dirt / gravel really-back-country road, 2-up on a non-ABS FJR1300. I am strictly an on-road rider and now have roughly 1000 pounds of riders, gear and motorcycle to keep control of. The road wasn’t really wide enough to turn around, so there was only one way to go…

Down the hill.

At this point, I’m cussing myself out for being a *******. I try to stop doing that and focus on the task at hand… I just try keeping Veejer in 2nd gear and make sure not to grab a bunch of front break….

We made it!!

WOO-HOO!!!!

I RULE!!!

We got to the bottom of the hill and there was a nice little flat area. I stop the bike and we hop off.

The view here was nice. I had a nice adrenaline rush and Susie had sweaty palms. We took some pictures.

The view. I’m not really sure what the deal is with this spot. The trees are a consistent width apart. To me, it kinda looks like an area which would be cleared for power line towers to be built, but there weren’t any. Perhaps it’s a gas line? Notice the orange post thingy.

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Veejer.

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Veejer and Susie.

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The path going up the way…

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Here’s the road & hill we just came down.

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The ‘road’ continuing to the gorge, if we so choose.

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Veejer contemplating the trip back up the hill.

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So, after a few minutes, a few pictures, and a couple of smokes for me, it’s time to keep moving. We decide that we’re just going to have to skip the gorge. Oh, well. So we head back up the hill, retracing our steps for a little while.

Made it up the hill OK.

I RULE!!

Back on pavement, following my route on the Zumo. Back-country, narrow, twisty roads. Beautiful, lush greenery all around.

And then…

Another stinkin’ gravel / dirt road.

****!!

This one is worse. It’s really, really narrow – an SUV would have both side-view mirrors hitting the tree branches leaning in the road.

Options, options, options…

I can’t really back-track. We’re off the beaten path and the road isn’t really ideal for turning around. The Zumo says to stay on this road for something like 1.7 miles.

What the hell. Let’s do this. Sly can take his OldWing on roads like this, I should be OK as long as I’m smart and patient.

No pictures here. Susie was doing everything she could to stay still, allowing me to just ride Veejer through this crap. She was also preparing herself to jump if the bike goes down.

First gear, second gear… Nice and smooth… Don’t be stupid… Be patient… Third gear… SLOW DOWN, MORON!! I said BE PATIENT!! Keep it in second… There are spots where the road is washed and fairly jagged bare rock is showing. I try to avoid those. There are low spots with really, really loose gravel. The front tire hit one of those spots (not ideal, but given my options at that moment, it was the least of the evils) and damn near gets away from me. There are also ruts from where rain has washed away spots of the road. I do my best to keep the front tire from getting stuck in these and do, for the most part.

I really, really, really don’t want to dump the bike around here. We are in back-woods hills. Some of the ‘residences’ we pass look like something from a horror movie. Susie made a comment later that she would not have been surprised if someone would have come running after us with a chainsaw!

I have a couple of goals at this point:

1. Get Susie home in the same condition she was when we left.

2. Get Veejer home in the condition as when we left.

3. Get me home in the same condition I was in when we left.

1.7 miles…

1.6 miles…

Coming down to .1 miles….

We’re coming up to an intersection. The Zumo says to bear left at the intersection. I look down that way and .. WATER!!

About 150 feet from the intersection, I can see a water crossing that’s about 25 feet across.

Did I mention that I’m not an off-road guy!

As soon as I saw the water, I had one thought and comment – “Oh, hell, no!”

We stop and take a look around. There is no way I’m going to try a water crossing on a FJR. Huh-uh. Nosirree. Not gonna do it. Wouldn’t be prudent.

I don’t want to go back the way we came. Screw that.

That leaves one option – the dirt road to the right going uphill.

Away we go…

At this point, the Zumo is freaking out trying to recalculate the route to get us to the waypoints I, the ******* who created the route, told it to take us to. I ignore it.

This road is better, kinda, but it is wider. That’s a good sign.

I have no idea how long we went on the road, but it continued to get wider and wider. Passed some large brand new homes and . . . YES!! PAVEMENT!!!

I was so happy to be back on pavement. I don’t ever want to take Veejer on dirt roads again.

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Our destination for the night is a bed & breakfast. There’s a winery along the way that we wanted to stop at, but it closed at 6:00. Susie told the innkeepers that we would be there around 7:00 pm. The Zumo is saying we’re not going to get there until around 8:00. We head up the road a ways and find a place to stop to call and let them know we’re on our way.

Susie calls them, we hop back on Veejer, and away we go. I modify the route and we should be there within 30 minutes. We’re running out of daylight. I don’t want to ride in these unfamiliar hills and roads at night. We pass a carryout along way… Mmm… Beer… We turn around and grab some oat sodas, put ‘em in the Givi bag, and head for the B&B.

We made it, safe and sound, to Whimsy’s Knoll bed & breakfast. WOO-HOO!!!

Coming up…

The B&B.

Dinner.

Beer.

And more!!

 
Hey, good story geek. Glad to see that there was fun [SIZE=14pt]&[/SIZE] adventure.

Please know that the Zumo 550 seems to like dirt roads. I've followed two different folks w/ Zumo 550's. Both Z5's sent us onto dirt roads... more than once each. Isn't that interesting?

 
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Nice ride report.

Oh and I may be crazy, but the sign on the post in this picture might lead one to believe that the "strange clearing" is a gas pipeline...

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Nice ride report.
Oh and I may be crazy, but the sign on the post in this picture might lead one to believe that the "strange clearing" is a gas pipeline...

:rolleyes:
[SIZE=18pt]D-OH!![/SIZE]

I'm such a ******* sometimes.

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Coming down to .1 miles….
We’re coming up to an intersection. The Zumo says to bear left at the intersection. I look down that way and .. WATER!!

About 150 feet from the intersection, I can see a water crossing that’s about 25 feet across.

Did I mention that I’m not an off-road guy!

As soon as I saw the water, I had one thought and comment – “Oh, hell, no!”

We stop and take a look around. There is no way I’m going to try a water crossing on a FJR. Huh-uh. Nosirree. Not gonna do it. Wouldn’t be prudent.

I was so happy to be back on pavement. I don’t ever want to take Veejer on dirt roads again.
BikerGeek, i DEMAND to know where your sense of adventure is. :yahoo:

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I can handle hard-packed gravel...but I turn into a little cry baby on fresh loose thick gravel.

Nope...didn't get a dirt bike for my 16th birthday...cut my teeth on a CB550F after HS graduation.

 
Keep the photos and story coming.

For some reason I like ride reports...even when they include TWN. :unsure:

 
Whachoo been smokin' Roxie?

lol... just so there's no confusion, that is NOT me... i am a giant crybaby in the dirt on anything heavier than my little Honda 230!! I even think the billing of the Vstrom as "dual sport" is a little dubious... :unsure: i mean, who wants to pick up a 500 lb bike in the dirt???

 
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