25 year old blond about 125 lbs

[zorkler]

my wife is getting old and weather beating

 

[vectervp1]

Typically 3/4ths of your possessions. You loose 1/2 when you get rid of your wife, and a 1/4 to getting the new one to marry you. Very expensive proposition there. Some say well worth it though.

 

[frayne]

This post is worthless with out pictures.

 

[PAFJR1300]

can we do a group order on this?

Discount on giving up "1/2" to the "ex".

I'd like a brunette though

 

[TCFJR1300]

you know you will still have to talk to her.

 

[Bounce]

No matter how hot "she" is, there's someone else out there who's sick of her shit.

 

[Lester from Tampa]

No matter how hot "she" is, there's someone else out there who's sick of her shit.

+++++1 :clapping:

 

[airboss]

My wife turned 60, told her I was going to trade her for three 20's, all she said was that I needed more insurance. <_<

 

[radman]

My wife turned 60, told her I was going to trade her for three 20's, all she said was that I needed more insurance. <_<

Well, she's right. Dad.

 

[jdog109socal]

my wife is getting old and weather beating

Yep been there...lol :yahoo:

 

[wpbfjr]

if you'd have killed the first one in the first year of marriage, you'd be out of jail now...

 

[escapefjrtist]

But you do know the sayin...25 goes into 50, more than 50 goes into 25.

--G

 

[fgetter]

No matter how hot "she" is, there's someone else out there who's sick of her shit.

That is the truth and has come to be a well known phrase! :clapping:

 

[evilmedic13]

No matter how hot "she" is, there's someone else out there who's sick of her shit.

That is the truth and has come to be a well known phrase! :clapping:

Should be the 11th commandment!

 

[frayne]

Better go for the farkles instead of a trade. New headlights, rear-end and some strap on jewelery does wonders. Cheaper too.

 

[BobG]

After your 4.5 minutes are up, they want to talk, and all I want to do is sleep. Don't think it would be compatible.

 

[jmdaniel]

After your 4.5 minutes are up

Braggart.... :lol:

 

[Bounce]

After your 4.5 minutes are up

Braggart.... :lol:

4.5 minutes? that's hardly worth muting the TV.

 

[exskibum]

Good comments so far. To add some wisdom copped from another's signature on another board, however:

[SIZE=12pt]"If it flies, floats or fucks, you're better off renting it." [/SIZE]