3 feet forward, 1 foot sideways

[Fred W]

I'da sharted.

I bet he did. He just left that part out.

No, in a situation like that, step one is tighten the anal sphincter to the max. Nothing could escape....

+1 - This is the true origin of the phrase: "Tighter than a duck's ass."

I am inclined to agree with the others, that riding in the dirt should be a requirement for every street rider. You can hang your ass off the seat all day long scraping your peg feelers on clean, high traction roads, but if you don't instinctively know what to do when stuff starts moving sideways, well... let's just say the learning curve can be expensive both monetarily and in physical pain.

 

[FJRay]

I always thought a sphinctometer with the appropriate probe would be a good farkle to let you know how close to the edge you are and warn you to dial it down a notch or two.

 

[beemerdons]

Tsk, tsk, tsk.....looks like we missed out another EPIC Krzy8 repair. Darn!

Just be patient my Good Friend RadioHowie, the year 2015 is still very young at only Day #8; knowing Don Carver like you and I do, it is just a mere moment in time before DC will **** up again! jes' sayin' and nuff said, Klutz!

 

[rogdeb]

A photograph of Roger, if he would have just bought that Greeves! jes' sayin' and nuff said, Dear Old Blighty!

LOL -- I did watch those guys though on Saturdays. Greeves, Dot, Husquvarna - lotsa mud, crashes and fun. Just not me :-(

 

[Blind Squirrel]

I always thought a sphinctometer with the appropriate probe would be a good farkle to let you know how close to the edge you are and warn you to dial it down a notch or two.

Why not jump on that and develop a prototype. Remember to take a lot of pics!

 

[beemerdons]

I'da sharted.

Andy: Again!

 

[Auburn]

Good to hear everything stayed upright. Maybe a little more wear and tear in the shorts.

Reminds me of a little unmarked wet wood bridge crossing in BC

 

[dcarver]

I always thought a sphinctometer with the appropriate probe would be a good farkle to let you know how close to the edge you are and warn you to dial it down a notch or two.

Even though I'm a metrologist, I ain't calibrating that thing...

 

[bergmen]

I'da sharted.

Definitely an eject-a-turd moment.

Dan

 

[LCB]

I always thought a sphinctometer with the appropriate probe would be a good farkle to let you know how close to the edge you are and warn you to dial it down a notch or two.

Even though I'm a metrologist, I ain't calibrating that thing...

Make it out of coal and you'll pull out a diamond.