A fairy tale

[Tyler]

You have 2 dirt bikes, correct? me? you?

:dinamo:

 

[exskibum]

OK, that's it -- I'm afraid of women and am leaving right now -- abandoning the keyboard and gonna high tail it down into the canyon where motorized vehicles ain't allowed. I've gots my escape routes from down there. After a good long run, I'll case the place properly before trying to return.

You can run but you cannot hide... I will find you, grasshopper!!! BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... :dwarf:

Damn . . . I couldn't run away from the last woman I dated either. Weaker sex, my A$$!!! :angry2:

[SIZE=8pt](Even at my advanced age, I don't have any trouble running sub-8 minute mile splits in a 10K and typically run 6 to 9 miles 3 or 4 times a week. BUT . . . she was a world class runner in several distances when she was younger (1500m, 3000m, 10K and marathon), went to the Olympic trials at 17, was on the US track team, won 4 or 5 top tier marathons, finished as the top US woman both times she ran Boston (3d and 9th among women) and is still in amazing shape. Got my ass kicked every time I ran with her.)[/SIZE] :lol:

You have 2 dirt bikes, correct? me? you?

:dinamo:

OMG!!! And now we're talking about technology?!? I'm starting to fear BOTH Barb and Tyler. And my roomie at CFR is already on Barb's **** list and living in fear! I guess I better bring a tent and sleep down the road while my bed is made up to look like it's occupied.

I'm afraid my KLR probably won't outrun a real dirt bike (especially now that it ain't running), and Tyler, it's a good thing my street bike is faster than yours. (Fat chance you'll see me on the FJR again. That Trumpet isn't about to keep up with the XX.) :yahoo:

 

[Tyler]

Tyler, it's a good thing my street bike is faster than yours. (Fat chance you'll see me on the FJR again. That Trumpet isn't about to keep up with the XX.) :yahoo:

You've heard the story of the tortoise and the hare, right? :lol:

 

[exskibum]

You've heard the story of the tortoise and the hare, right? :lol:

Does this have something to do with rabbit stew? :blink:

 

[Tyler]

Does this have something to do with rabbit stew? :blink:

I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan.

 

[wfooshee]

I did not did not whine, nag, complain, or bitch. . . .

Not yet. . . . What were ya gonna do when ya caught 'im, huh? Huh? Yeah, what then? :assassin:

 

[Tyler]

I did not did not whine, nag, complain, or bitch. . . .

Not yet. . . . What were ya gonna do when ya caught 'im, huh? Huh? Yeah, what then? :assassin:

Well, I guess we'll never find out, will we?

 

[Bustanut joker]

Fer Shitsakes.. ya bunchs ass licks anyways..

Count yer blessin's.. If ya recall the "original" text .They was "Clamped jawed" fer a day... Lookit how long it took fer one to pipe up without ya hearin...

I tell ya ..

One day,.. ya sorry Henpecked Sissys are gonna elect one to run the Country.

:****:

:jester:

 

[Steel]

Does this have something to do with rabbit stew? :blink:

I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan.

Step into my parlor, said the spider to the fly..... :butcher:

 

[Tyler]

Fer Shitsakes.. ya bunchs ass licks anyways.. :jester:

BJ, go to your room...

 

[Bustanut joker]

Fer Shitsakes.. ya bunchs ass licks anyways.. :jester:

BJ, go to your room...

K, I'm In my room...Nekidd..............

Where you at???? :blink:

:jester:

 

[Steel]

Fer Shitsakes.. ya bunchs ass licks anyways.. :jester:

BJ, go to your room...

K, I'm In my room...Nekidd..............

Where you at???? :blink:

:jester:

Now that's just funny right there.

 

[Bungie]

(Even at my advanced age, I don't have any trouble running sub-8 minute mile splits in a 10K and typically run 6 to 9 miles 3 or 4 times a week. BUT . . . she was a world class runner in several distances when she was younger (1500m, 3000m, 10K and marathon), went to the Olympic trials at 17, was on the US track team, won 4 or 5 top tier marathons, finished as the top US woman both times she ran Boston (3d and 9th among women) and is still in amazing shape. Got my ass kicked every time I ran with her.) :lol:

I was going out with this girl for a couple of weeks and well, the attraction was obvious both ways. Were on the couch and I go to give her **** a stroke.

Next thing I know the damn room is upside down, no part of me is touching the ground and touching this girls breast was so magical I was instantly rewarded with the ability to fly.

Turns out she was Junior Canadian Judo Champion for her age group a couple years before I met her.

 

[Tyler]

K, I'm In my room...Nekidd..............
Where you at???? :blink:

:jester:

Just keep waiting...

 

[airboss]

Once upon a time...........long ago, when spring was in the air, I chased a woman...................and then she caught me.

Aw, hell why pretend. Best 40 years of my life. :yahoo:

 

[Tyler]

Once upon a time...........long ago, when spring was in the air, I chased a woman...................and then she caught me.
Aw, hell why pretend. Best 40 years of my life. :yahoo:

Now, THAT is a good story! :clapping:

 

[exskibum]

I was going out with this girl for a couple of weeks and well, the attraction was obvious both ways. Were on the couch and I go to give her **** a stroke.
Next thing I know the damn room is upside down, no part of me is touching the ground and touching this girls breast was so magical I was instantly rewarded with the ability to fly.

Turns out she was Junior Canadian Judo Champion for her age group a couple years before I met her.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

So . . . going back to the first post in this thread . . .

What you're saying is that whining, nagging, complaining and bitching woulda been fine, woulda hurt less, and you'd probably have at least gotten a feel??

Still, I gotta ask: were you still of that hyper-testosterone age where getting your ass kicked several times was a fair price to pay for eventually gettin' some? OR did you do what an older and more prudent male woulda done -- decide that this was going to be a platonic relationship?

:lol: :lol:

 

[wheatonFJR]

Once upon a time...........long ago, when spring was in the air, I chased a woman...................and then she caught me.




Aw, hell why pretend. Best 40 years of my life. :yahoo:

She was a good woman Karl...you'll need a lot of therapeutic rides this year...THAT'S for sure.