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Adult "Toy" Shuts Down CHP Office
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MEM
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LOL! some 'controlled substance".
I had a patient one time who couldn't control HIS .......
No, I don't have pictures.
And he didn't want it back after we retrieved it
I had a patient one time who couldn't control HIS .......
No, I don't have pictures.
And he didn't want it back after we retrieved it
wheatonFJR
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I would hate to be the EOD officer who had to "remove" the device.
eeeewwwww. :dribble:
eeeewwwww. :dribble:
dcarver
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Yuck!
juniorfjr
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OOOhhhh MMMMyyyyy Gooooddddd.
painman
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Why do you think they call it "dope"? PM. <><
wheatonFJR
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johnny80s
Turtle Gears
Looks like Nick Nolte.
exskibum
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C'mon, it's been a long winter and cabin fever has set in. What has become of this country that you can't go for a drive, pull over for a snort of meth and light off the rectal vibrator for an afternoon of luvin'?!? Besides, there's no sheep up there this time of year. I say go easy on the gentleman.
fjrob1300
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exskibum
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I was kiddin' of course, but on a serious note --Friend of yours?
Coulda been. I lived up there a lot of years, mostly on the north shore, though. A lot of the guys I knew as jocks and construction workers back in our 20s lived a little too hard and neither found an easier way to make a living nor managed to avoid the ravages of substance abuse and increasing loneliness as they aged. By the time they reached their 50s, some were looking like that. Sadly, I've known at least a half dozen who are no longer roaming the planet -- all of whom were the picture of health, virility, athleticism and vitality 20 to 35 years ago. We all had the pretty girls, the winters skiing every other day, fast pitch softball, golf, the Lake and every kind of active sport imaginable in the mountains.
I left to get a graduate degree in August '81, but have always yearned to be able to have back the days before that change -- it was the best lifestyle in the best place on the planet to live back then. I went back as a professional from '88 to '95, and have remained connected through the local golf course I represent and hang out at when I'm there. But in the stories and mental pictures of many of those friends who stayed on and stagnated when they should have moved on, I've come to realize how lucky I was to have had the opportunity and to have made the decision to move on. It was a blessing partly in disguise. I know some real sad stories about how lonely it can be for many who overstay their time at the bar and in the fields of youth. There but for the grace of God (and some little spark) go I.
Now, I'm not sure I know anyone who woulda been into the rectal vibrator and meth practice, but I wouldn't have been interested enough to ask, either. :huh:
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Spud
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Hmmm.. remote-controlled by wire and switch... I'm thinking dash-mount toggle, new farkle idea? :huh:
exskibum
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Bustanut joker
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They got the wrong letters regarding the locale... BCSO is actually where it happened.
Now lets just wait and see what one of their own has to say as it was in his arse actually....
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Bite me ass Detective
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Now lets just wait and see what one of their own has to say as it was in his arse actually....
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Bite me ass Detective
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My wife is a TSA security screener at Daytona airport; you should hear some of her stories concerning sexual toys that folks put in their carryon bags and such. NOTE: if you have some and want access during your flight, do not be embarrassed when they pull it out to look. Yes, they can see it on xray even if you put in your spare shoe!
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