donaldb
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A traveling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees a circus
banner reading: "Don't Miss The Amazing Texan." Curious, he buys a ticket. The
tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the center
ring. There, spot lit in the center ring is a table with three walnuts on it.
Standing next to it is an old retired cowboy. Suddenly the old man unzips
his pants, whips out a huge penis and smashes all three walnuts with three
mighty swings! The crowd erupts in applause as the elderly Texan is carried off
on the shoulders of the crowd. Ten years later the salesman visits the same
little town and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same:
"Don't Miss the Amazing Texan." He can't believe the old guy is still alive much
less still doing his act! So he buys a ticket! Again, the center ring is
illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the
table. The Texan stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly and smashes
the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd goes wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show. You're
incredible," he tells the Texan. "But I have to know something. You're older
now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?" "Well," says the Texan: "My eyes
aren't what they used to be."
banner reading: "Don't Miss The Amazing Texan." Curious, he buys a ticket. The
tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the center
ring. There, spot lit in the center ring is a table with three walnuts on it.
Standing next to it is an old retired cowboy. Suddenly the old man unzips
his pants, whips out a huge penis and smashes all three walnuts with three
mighty swings! The crowd erupts in applause as the elderly Texan is carried off
on the shoulders of the crowd. Ten years later the salesman visits the same
little town and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same:
"Don't Miss the Amazing Texan." He can't believe the old guy is still alive much
less still doing his act! So he buys a ticket! Again, the center ring is
illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the
table. The Texan stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly and smashes
the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd goes wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show. You're
incredible," he tells the Texan. "But I have to know something. You're older
now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?" "Well," says the Texan: "My eyes
aren't what they used to be."
