[SIZE=10pt]Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed[/SIZE] [SIZE=10pt]for the night. [/SIZE]
They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien [SIZE=10pt]addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to[/SIZE] [SIZE=10pt]your leader.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again,[/SIZE] [SIZE=10pt]there was no response.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his[/SIZE] [SIZE=10pt]ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do[/SIZE] [SIZE=10pt]not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to[/SIZE] [SIZE=10pt]do that! I really don't think you should make him mad.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump[/SIZE] [SIZE=10pt]and opened fire. [/SIZE]
There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared [SIZE=10pt]towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a[/SIZE] [SIZE=10pt]burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.[/SIZE]
Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he re-focused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly [SIZE=10pt]at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green[/SIZE] [SIZE=10pt]head.[/SIZE]
'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near [SIZE=10pt]killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend[/SIZE] [SIZE=10pt]and replied, [/SIZE]
'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic [SIZE=10pt]travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]
They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien [SIZE=10pt]addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to[/SIZE] [SIZE=10pt]your leader.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again,[/SIZE] [SIZE=10pt]there was no response.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his[/SIZE] [SIZE=10pt]ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do[/SIZE] [SIZE=10pt]not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to[/SIZE] [SIZE=10pt]do that! I really don't think you should make him mad.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump[/SIZE] [SIZE=10pt]and opened fire. [/SIZE]
There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared [SIZE=10pt]towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a[/SIZE] [SIZE=10pt]burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.[/SIZE]
Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he re-focused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly [SIZE=10pt]at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green[/SIZE] [SIZE=10pt]head.[/SIZE]
'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near [SIZE=10pt]killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend[/SIZE] [SIZE=10pt]and replied, [/SIZE]
'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic [SIZE=10pt]travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]
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