Almost hit something new

[keithaba]

Did about 300 miles yesterday on the Blackbird. So much better with the corbin seat. I am really starting to like that bike a lot more. It's mucho fun in the twisties, and insane on straight-aways.

Anyway, i'm riding along, and am used to seeing deer, squirels, birds, dogs.... the usual critters.

Well yesterday I come around a corner and there is a freeking huge peacock standing in the middle of the road. The SOB hardly moves, and just puffs up like he's ready to attack me. First time for everything I guess?

 

[phil]

Did you plow the ******* under?

 

[odot]

I imagine he hit him as hard as he could.

 

[Janet]

I almost hit a pheasant yesterday myself. Must have been poultry day.

 

[wheatonFJR]

I almost hit a pheasant yesterday myself. Must have been poultry day.

mmmm...pheasant.

 

[luvtoride]

Did you plow the ******* under?

Jeesh, not everyone feels the need to plow things over... that is if'n you're not going too fast.

 

[jmarran]

I'm guessing the peacock isn't generally threatened by the blackbird in nature, so it just wasn't taking you seriously.

Now a Hayabusa, that would have scared it off!

 

[Jagermeister]

"BlackBird vs. BigGayBird"

Actually, the BlackBird has really shiney Chrome Rims. Retitled: "BlackGayBird vs. BigGayBird"

Perhaps the Peacock was simply attracted to a potential mate? :wub: Ahhh Keith, you bird-pimp!

 

[Rik6417]

Had the same thing happen to me. Almost tore a hole in the seat when I came over a small hill and had a flock of turkeys in the road.......... pucker time.

 

[DailyCommuter]

The turkeys in my neighborhood have learned to get the hell out of my way ever since I installed the nautilus horn! Only problem is swerving around the piles of **** they leave when I scare it out of them. And don't let them fool you, they can fly just fine with the proper encouragement!

 

[twowheelnut]

How does one cook up Peacock?

 

[keithaba]

How does one cook up Peacock?

I started to wonder the same thing. Apparently, it can be quite tasty. Next time that ***** is mine!

clicky

 

[twowheelnut]

:lol:

 

[DailyCommuter]

Ewwwwwwww!

People will eat anything!!

 

[Wolfhound]

How does one cook up Peacock?

Personally I'm not eating anything with **** in it . . . . Ya'll enjoy ! :wub: Is it usually served smothered in underwear ? :huh:

 

[Old Michael]

:wub: Is it usually served smothered in underwear ? :huh:

That sounds almost too "knowing." :blink:

 

[k7lvo]

The turkeys in my neighborhood have learned to get the hell out of my way ever since I installed the nautilus horn! Only problem is swerving around the piles of **** they leave when I scare it out of them. And don't let them fool you, they can fly just fine with the proper encouragement!

But they can run faster than they fly! I had three of them try to get across the road in front of me a while back. Two of them ran - and made it. The third one lifted off - and slammed into the top edge of my windshield. Fortunately, I was driving my work Suburban, but I still thought I was going to have a turkey in my lap!

 

[big ears]

You can make a big gumbo with a peacock. You can put anything in a gumbo.

 

[keithaba]

How does one cook up Peacock?

Personally I'm not eating anything with **** in it . . . . Ya'll enjoy ! :wub: Is it usually served smothered in underwear ? :huh:

Oh come on, what about poppycock!? clicky

****-a-leekie is good too... clicky Wow that one is open for pun!