Wow, I accuse rednecks for mounting SYS (just kidding for any potential ones I may encounter in WV next week!) and I get a Novell guy offended!
Did not see that coming.
Two businessmen in Birmingham , Alabama, who moved down from the north, are sitting in their soon-to-be new store...as yet, the store isn't ready - only a few shelves are set up.
One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some redneck is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious redneck walks to the window, has a peek and asks, "What ya'll sellin' here?"
One of the men, being a smartass, replies, "Oh! We're selling ******** here." Without skipping a beat, the redneck says, "Well, I see ya'll are doing really good, you only got two left!
Moral of the story.....................don't underestimate them rednecks!!!