JRO
Well-known member
Get a dirt bike, or a Street Triple, or some other kind of light bike that floats your boat. Real Men, don't ride scooters.
If you get a scooter...
* Riding a scooter makes a man feel like a... squirrel, or something. It makes you look like one, too.
* It'll dump estrogen into your hormone system.
* You may suddenly develop an interest in solar-powered garden pond ornaments.
* You'll trade your AR-15 for a home wine-making kit.
* You'll start wearing sandals... In public.
* You'll start counting 'carbon credits', despite the fact that 31,000 scientists who remember their stiochemistry, say it's ********.
* You'll start wearing jeweled sunglasses.
* Mango-scented sunscreen will seem more of a necessity than Copenhagen.
* Anything colored pink will gradually become more attractive to you.
* Your genitals will shrink.
Those are the facts. Choose for yourself.
If you get a scooter...
* Riding a scooter makes a man feel like a... squirrel, or something. It makes you look like one, too.
* It'll dump estrogen into your hormone system.
* You may suddenly develop an interest in solar-powered garden pond ornaments.
* You'll trade your AR-15 for a home wine-making kit.
* You'll start wearing sandals... In public.
* You'll start counting 'carbon credits', despite the fact that 31,000 scientists who remember their stiochemistry, say it's ********.
* You'll start wearing jeweled sunglasses.
* Mango-scented sunscreen will seem more of a necessity than Copenhagen.
* Anything colored pink will gradually become more attractive to you.
* Your genitals will shrink.
Those are the facts. Choose for yourself.