Armed Riders

[FriscoJim]

good idea for a new Olympic event; FJR Biathlon. Or maybe some variant of medieval jousting. with armed riders approaching each other.
Then a companion event could be the spectator scramble to salvage the good parts left from the losers ride.

All kinds of possibilities.

New SPEEDTV version of "Pinks" - winner takes all!

 

[radman]

 

[Feejer/Weejer man]

O.K. this is too funny. Hope da man ain't watching. I grew up in South Dakota and the things we done did there I really don't wanna say. h34r:

 

[gypsy]

Hey that's looks really dangerous...NO SEATBELTS!! :guns: :guns:

 

[FJR_pig]

Hey that's looks really dangerous...NO SEATBELTS!! :guns: :guns:

If you look closely, I think you can make out the features of Dick Cheney in the back seat with that scatter gun... :trinibob:

 

[Sherman]

Cheny opened the season on the neo-cons - great idea. But yet another Farkle - guns.

My accessories will cost more than the bike.

 

[Ignacio]

So now we know who that was... :haha:
And that looks like a GLOCK sumtin-or-another, is that right?

At least I was using hearing protection. :blink:

Yeah, a Glock Model 22. .40 S&W with pre-ban 15 round clip, extended to 17 rounds......and this particular day displaying the ultimate in safety attitude....a round in the pipe.

....if only I could have figured a way to change clips without taking both hands of the handlebars.

BTW, Cheney ended up bagging Barbie....and it was from a whole lot closer than 30 yards.

 

[twowheelnut]

Ooops, thread is turning into a politcal diatribe. Spank yourselves, twice.

As for carrying... what a bunch of pussies:

"Thoust shant fucketh with me, lest I slay thee wussy asseth!"

 

[donaldb]

Hey that Nissan truck is put together around the corner from my office, I bet it aint still runnin most of those who work there still cant find the top side of a washer or nut for that matter. :blink:

 

[donaldb]

This just goes to show, we aint got the patent on "redneck" Take it from a long timer--if you choose to do this sort of stuff, its better to do it after dark--lots less evidence :guns:

 

[Ignacio]

And I was naive enough to believe them when they said, "What goes on Gerlach......stays in Gerlach."

It did for about one day........I think because nobody had Internet access while in Gerlach. As soon as everybody made it back to broadband-land my chance at becoming a Senator got shot to Hell worse than Barbie.

Oh well, I got to redneck to the max and melt my motorcycle pants walking through a fire!

 

[Grumpy]

Does a Tazer count?

Jim

 

[donaldb]

Oh well, I got to redneck to the max and melt my motorcycle pants walking through a fire!

Oh, so there WAS alcohol involved, welp thats a whole nuther level of redneck, and I must say a bit advanced for west coast dudes. Combining alcohol, guns, fire and motorcycles all in one weekend, should be left to the pro's here in the south. Young man your just damn lucky to still be alive. You guys have absolutely no idea how close ya'll came to unadulterated ecstacy so well enjoyed for so many generations down here in the south. Why if you boys had just worked in a NASCAR race at Fontana into that same weekend all of ya'll would have simply internally combusted. You guys out there better learn to pace yourselves

 

[Ignacio]

Does being a season champion at a NASCAR track in the Hornet class clinch my title as Pacific Northwest Redneck?

 

[donaldb]

Welp, two obvious problems w/that pic. #1 there's absolutely no damage to your car, which tells me by the looks of the others in background you won by default and #2 it does not count because the race was conducted on asphalt. Why any decent southern redneck would not dare show up at any race in such a perfect and well manicured vehicle :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Ignacio]

I was taught as a rookie that a fast car has all it's dents on the right front and a slow car has dents in the left rear. It was the first race of the season, but that left side stayed remarkably unmarred. :assasin: 6 firsts, 5 seconds, three or four times I didn't podium.

As the season progressed I can attest that one race there were 36 cars on a 1/7 mile track and I did have the driver door pushed into my calf. On a single-file restart the head of the snake actually lapped the tail of the snake and we had two flips in that race. If that isn't redneck fun....I don't know what is!

 

[krashdragon]

I am considering the GLOCK 22C, .40 compensated double action pistol for use in long solo trips, or for HOA meetings.
The one thing I have to figure out yet is how to carry it so that it can be used if needed.

- Horizontal shoulder strap (on the right)

- In the tank bag

- On the handle bar (next to GPS, Cruise control, MP3 player, XM radio, ash tray, etc.)

- Waist holster

- Up the sleeve

- Leg holster (Tactical)

- In the helmet

Some other considerations:

- It has to be accesible to the left hand, not to forfeit control of the throttle.

- It should be able to put it away as quickly as it can be drawn.

- It should be concealable

Any thoughts?

Dont' remember where I saw it, but there's at least one buttpack that is meant for ccw's...

You can ask these guys...

https://forums.delphiforums.com/concealedcarry/start

Mary

 

[FJRocha]

Thank you Mary,

This thread was taking a weird twist and I thought I had to repost my question....

How did we get from armed riders to NASCAR??? :blink:

Talk about hare-brain thinking... :eh:

 

[radman]

Thank you Mary,
This thread was taking a weird twist and I thought I had to repost my question....

How did we get from armed riders to NACAR??? :blink:

Talk about hare-brain thinking... :eh:

Talk about needing Spring.........

 

[krashdragon]

Thank you Mary,
This thread was taking a weird twist and I thought I had to repost my question....

How did we get from armed riders to NACAR??? :blink:

Talk about hare-brain thinking... :eh:

Awww... you guys just keep on the subject too much!

guns = rednecks = NASCAR...see, simple logic! <G>

Mary