ATTENTION ADMIN

[bigjohnsd]

TO THE ADMIN OF THIS GROUP;

CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. SHE SENDS NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN GROTESQUE POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER LADY GARDEN. SHE IS OFFERING A SAMSUNG GALAXY S8 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS.

I AM ESPECIALLY UPSET BECAUSE AS IT TURNS OUT, THE PHONE WASN'T EVEN A GALAXY S8... IT WAS A GALAXY S5 AND IT OBVIOUSLY HAS A VIRUS BECAUSE IT'S REALLY SLOW. IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH... THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON STICKS

 

[Cyclepath]

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Full House]

You forgot to mention that an unnamed friend told you about this scam!

 

[Pterodactyl]

John, you will feel better about this entire encounter once the antibiotics do their job. Relax.... and stop scratching.

 

[SmashVol]

LMAO!

 

[SacramentoMike]

What's her handle?

 

[gapiob]

Hahaha

 

[bigjohnsd]

What's her handle?

Pussy Galore!

She claims to know you Mike?

 

[Pterodactyl]

Easy enough to confirm. The bug that causes the clap has DNA that can be checked just like every other organism. All we need is a sample to use as an exemplar to which to compare SacroMike's.... John.

 

[FJRay]

TMI