Barb visits NorCal

[dcarver]

Dang it, that slut Barbie her. All weekend long I'm looking for my Barbie gal. Checked both bars in Creston; nope not there. Checked the steak house.. Nope, not there either. Called Barbies sister and Mommie. Haven't seen her they both reported. Then, and then I find she's been out tramping with MM2 and Old Man Michael and Cialis Chuck? That's it, we are dooonnneee! :rofl:

Great humor guyz n galz, thank you for the guffaw!

 

[exskibum]

... but I'm afraid of women ...

A healthy fear brother ex, and nothing to be ashamed of...

As you know, my younger OLD compatriot, these fears . . . cultivated, tested and verified over time . . . become the basis for wisdom.

But it is from that understanding that I find myself shaken by mm's apparent fantasy infatuation with plastic female dolls and a real world death wish. Surely, he knows better -- we've all heard him preach a saner line. Maybe it was when he destroyed that last helmet that it began, but one typically doesn't pull Tiger tails or taunt full grown women.

Perhaps senility is in full bloom and mm really IS on the verge of proposing marriage again. :dribble:

God knows that a death wish such as he's working on would cure that.

 

[7xray]

I'm glad I've got a single room at CFR. I don't think I trust any of you buggers fellows. :blink:

 

[user 6393]

... but I'm afraid of women ...

A healthy fear brother ex, and nothing to be ashamed of...

As you know, my younger OLD compatriot, these fears . . . cultivated, tested and verified over time . . . become the basis for wisdom paranoia

Ya, like you guys are all that and a bag of Doritos... :wacko: I think Mikey and I must already be married. Mr. & Mrs. D.O.N.E.

Lions, and tigers and bears! Oh My!

But back to the topic on hand...

No need to fear Barbie.....she knows how to have fun!

 

[exskibum]

No need to fear Barbie.....she knows how to have fun!

WHOOOOAAAA!!! So that's how the weekend will start, huh?

Brrrrrrrrr . . . shiiiiivvvvverrrrrr . . . .

MM, I fear you got a SADISTIC one all riled up. :butcher: They can be like that. Now that I see what she's got planned to start what she flippantly calls "fun" . . .

I think I'll just pay for my half of the room, take my bag of Doritos, and get me a tent place down the street at the campground. Hearing that whip snap and all the begging is more than I'll be able to take. :diablo:

And "paranoia" works for me.

 

[user 6393]

MM, I fear you got a SADISTIC one all riled up

Dead wrong there honey. The 2 failed primary relationships I've been in have taken masochism to new heights.

At this point, am too sucked inside out to give a f&%k.

Y'all are safe...

 

[Bluestreek]

No need to fear Barbie.....she knows how to have fun!

WHOOOOAAAA!!! So that's how the weekend will start, huh?

Brrrrrrrrr . . . shiiiiivvvvverrrrrr . . . .

MM, I fear you got a SADISTIC one all riled up. :butcher: They can be like that. Now that I see what she's got planned to start what she flippantly calls "fun" . . .

I think I'll just pay for my half of the room, take my bag of Doritos, and get me a tent place down the street at the campground. Hearing that whip snap and all the begging is more than I'll be able to take. :diablo:

And "paranoia" works for me.

Hey Rich can you say Menajahtwa

CFR is going to be a ride you won't soon forget :haha:

Maybe MM2 will bring one of his ooh_lol: friends for you

 

[exskibum]

Hey Rich can you say Menajahtwa CFR is going to be a ride you won't soon forget :haha:

Maybe MM2 will bring one of his ooh_lol: friends for you

I can probably learn to say it. And I am REALLY looking forward to this ride. But are you suggesting I need a doll, too?

 

[Tyler]

But are you suggesting I need a doll, too?

 

[madmike2]

Okay.....

 

[dcarver]

Dang it! .02 late again and no pix? :huh:

 

[madmike2]

Okay.....CONFESSION TIME:

Tyler made me do it!

[SIZE=8pt]I mean....isn't that the typical male excuse.....beginning with Adam?[/SIZE]

"It wasn't me, God, it was the woman." My paraphrase of Gen 3:12

But....yes....I'm like a dumb dog. I know I shouldn't but it looks like sooooo much fun and maybe I'll get away with it, so why not. pant-pant-pant.

Besides, I'm only living up to my title of "Shtirrinuppenmeister".

Hmmmmm, I wonder where "Barb" will go next?

 

[user 6393]

Dang it! .02 late again and no pix? :huh:

just for you, Don...

 

[Bokerfork]

Oh but to be Ken.

Mrs. Bokerfork is going to make me pay for this.

It may be worth it.

Updates to come.

 

[madmike2]

Hmmmmm, I wonder where "Barb" will go next?

And who I can dope con dupe into hosting her on the next ride and sharing the "heat"?

 

[user 6393]

Hmmmmm, I wonder where "Barb" will go next?

And who I can dope con dupe into hosting her on the next ride and sharing the "heat"?

Well, OM never was seen again, so I am not sure just how adventurous she's going to want to be?

 

[El Cajone]

flubber

 

[El Cajone]

I had a beer with Barb on Saturday. First time I met her and I want y'all to know that she is the sweetest, kindest, most empathetic, endearing, insightful, caring, open, gentle and intelligent woman I ever met. Her heart's as big as an FJR and she's cute as a button too! Doesn't have a mean bone in her body and don't let her tell you anything differnt.

'Course that was after 6 or 7 beers so she was mellowin' a bit.

I'm blowin' her cover so I can relax and enjoy the CFR without all the fussin' and pissin' yer pants you hosers are goin' to bring to the party in June. For chris sakes, git some perspecktiv!

As fer me, well I'm gittin' outa town fer awhile 'cause I reckon there'll be a contract out on me. Someone's gonna bleed and I don't wanta be the one.

Have a good day, eh?

 

[Tyler]

Again with the echo...

I had a beer with Barb on Saturday. First time I met her and I want y'all to know that she is the sweetest, kindest, most empathetic, endearing, insightful, caring, open, gentle and intelligent woman I ever met. Her heart's as big as an FJR and she's cute as a button too! Doesn't have a mean bone in her body and don't let her tell you anything differnt.
'Course that was after 6 or 7 beers so she was mellowin' a bit.

I'm blowin' her cover so I can relax and enjoy the CFR without all the angst and pissin' yer pants you hosers are goin' to bring to the party in June. For chris sakes, git some perspecktiv!

As fer me, well I'm gittin' outa town fer awhile 'cause I reckon there'll be a contract out on me. Someone's gonna bleed and I don't wanta be the one.

Have a good day, eh?

I had a beer with Barb on Saturday. First time I met her and I want y'all to know that she is the sweetest, kindest, most empathetic, endearing, insightful, caring, open, gentle and intelligent woman I ever met. Her heart's as big as an FJR and she's cute as a button too! Doesn't have a mean bone in her body and don't let her tell you anything differnt.
'Course that was after 6 or 7 beers so she was mellowin' a bit.

I'm blowin' her cover so I can relax and enjoy the CFR without all the angst and pissin' yer pants you hosers are goin' to bring to the party in June. For chris sakes, git some perspecktiv!

As fer me, well I'm gittin' outa town fer awhile 'cause I reckon there'll be a contract out on me. Someone's gonna bleed and I don't wanta be the one.

Have a good day, eh?

 

[user 6393]

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