Barb visits NorCal

[madmike2]

Maybe it was when he destroyed that last helmet that it began, but one typically doesn't pull Tiger tails or taunt full grown women.
Perhaps senility is in full bloom........ :dribble:

Perhaps!?!?!?!?! :blink:

 

[madmike2]

PayPal rawks!

So THAT'S how you do it?

And all this time we thought you had them mesmerized.

:huh:

 

[user 6393]

And all this time we thought you had them mesmerized.

nope, just you

 

[wheatonFJR]

And all this time we thought you had them mesmerized.

nope, just you

eyyyytch. That's gonna leave a mark.

 

[exskibum]

But are you suggesting I need a doll, too?

Thank you, Tyler. How kind of you to try to set me up. I get the one on the left, right? :dribble:

 

[Tyler]

But are you suggesting I need a doll, too?

Thank you, Tyler. How kind of you to try to set me up. I get the one on the left, right? :dribble:

Yeah... I think she'll be easier to pack.

 

[wheatonFJR]

But she has that silly "oh no! Mr Bill!" expression on her face...that's just wacky.

 

[Tyler]

But she has that silly "oh no! Mr Bill!" expression on her face...that's just wacky.

And packing an inflatable doll on your bike isn't? :lol:

 

[exskibum]

Well, some of us are just grateful for any female companionship. I'll thank you not to insult my CFR date, Wheaties.

 

[wheatonFJR]

Well, some of us are just grateful for any female companionship. I'll thank you not to insult my CFR date, Wheaties.

So you finally got yer pillion spot filled then?

Does she like riding hard through the twisties?

 

[exskibum]

Well, some of us are just grateful for any female companionship. I'll thank you not to insult my CFR date, Wheaties.

So you finally got yer pillion spot filled then?

Does she like riding hard through the twisties?

Well, yeah -- 'cept she's gonna be in the top case or tail bag and I don't have to pay the pillion charge at motels, restaurants or for the meet. Clearly, she's not high maintenance! :clapping:

Not sure about your second question, except that Tyler assures me that it said something on the box like "perfect for hard riding", so I assume that's a "yes".

:wub: :wub:

But there are other benefits, too. There's a reasonably good chance that this one will actually like me (or at least, not have contrary emotions on that subject to be acted out). I'm also reasonably assured that I can continue to enjoy the ONE real comfort of being single: not being wrong 24/7. I know she won't have much to say, will have little or no interesting perspective, isn't athletic or fit, ain't much to look at, won't make me well up with affection and pride just for being with and knowing her, and even if I cared about her being able to cook or contribute to the household, probably can't do that either. But, the twin attributes of not insisting on me being wrong all the time and not being high maintenance might just have me fallin' in love by the end of this June's vacation.

So, thanks to Tyler, I may have found my soul mate.

:wub: :wub:

 

[Tyler]

So, thanks to Tyler, I may have found my soul mate.
:wub: :wub:

Glad I could help... but just a small word of caution... keep all sharp objects away from her or there could be a tragedy.

 

[TheAxeman]

Response deleted at the request of another member. No offense intended, I apologize if anyone was offended.

Chris

 

[user 6393]

HARSH!!!

...and just when I thought being naked and in restraints would be fun???

 

[exskibum]

:mellow:

Now, about that blow up doll, Tyler.

What's her name? :wub:

 

[wheatonFJR]

it's a joke...continuing in the general vein of barbie doll debauchery thread. I think Gerlach photos were originally posted by someone else. I've seen worse...but I apologize to all barbie dolls to whom my comments offend.

 

[madmike2]

And all this time we thought you had them mesmerized.

nope, just you

Yuh think.......

Lookie et me plead en beg whilst makin' uh indecent preposal.

En Eye kin grovel wi' duh besta dem....en noe wips, lether er chanes, neither. :huh: