WOW, there are some real a-holes on here! I am the wife and let me just say to the a-holes, this is a fairly new hobby for hubby and the first time something's went wrong ...so he was just asking for advice NOT TO BE MADE FUN OF...
To the Bitch (as that is the self identified name, at least so far): Believe it or not, the off topic comments were not intended as personal insults from the peanut gallery. They bring fun and love to this Forum in the same way that the Three Stooges show affection and caring for each other by slapping, poking and cruel name calling. This was their over the top way of saying that they were surprised that a FJR in balmy warm Fla would sit long enough for the battery to go flat. I'm not defending the rogues gallery, just saying that this is the way they have fun and it isn't personal. When it gets personal there is usually blood on the floor <_< On the whole, every topic seems to have some that paddle on the left, some that paddle on the right and the topic ends up lurching down the middle.
If it gets to the point that you or hubby feels that the hyperbole humor(?) is too much, you can go to the upper right of the page and click on the little down arrow next to your Forum name. In the drop down menu click on Settings. From the left side of the page that opens, under Your Options click on Profile. On the left side of the page that opens is the tab that says Manage Ignored Users, click it. Now, add everyone's name that you feel needs to go. Be sure to click the box for Ignore Posts. Voila, goons be gone.
I'm afraid your comments may actually bring the worst out in some of offenders that you mention, ignore them and the dust will settle. The timing is a bit unfortunate because Fridays have become sort of a free-for-all day.
So, is your FJR running again? How long had it sat before you discovered the battery was flat? Hopefully the problem was just from sitting too long. It could be that the battery is bad or some electrical add-on may be causing the battery to drain.