Battery Nuts

[RadioHowie]

Not all of us slept in a Holiday Inn Sheep Manger last night, ya ******.
Hugs and kisses,

:finger:

That right there.... That my son, is the path to not only FJR enlightenment but to everything worldly..

Sleep with Sheep.. Find the answers.

Why the *** you think I know everything?

:****:

:jester:

 

[madmike2]

Course, then I'd need a new pair of boots... B)

Solution:

Use an old pair you were going to replace.

:rofl:

Better yet, an old pair of waders, just in case it gets a little "deep".

:crazy:

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Honestly? ??I can't believe anybody would ask a question like this... :dribble: Are ya sure you are ready for anything without training wheels?

**** man.. Just stab sumpin' under the damn nuts..

Shame on you klowns and gurls that actually assisted in this excruciatingly complex task..

Oh You too Howie.

:jester:

Stuffing something underneath the nuts is the obvious answer. It's what I've had to do each time I've removed the bolts. Sounds like you're an expert on getting stuffed beneath the nuts.....festus. Maybe you'd like me to stuff my size 13 in your manhole. Course, then I'd need a new pair of boots... B)

FJRless,

Your original post says nothing of using the common tricks to get the nut raised to get the bolt to seat, so no complaints about the obvious tricks being described above are necessary.

And taking Bust seriously is just off the mark. As they say, "lighten up Frances." We were trying to help, and occassionally with some humor. I'm glad you have a foot fetish of some sort that makes you happy, but no need to advertise the fact.

How about a reset, and try buying the longer bolts so you're good to go.

 

[RadioHowie]

FJRless,
Your original post says nothing of using the common tricks to get the nut raised to get the bolt to seat, so no complaints about the obvious tricks being described above are necessary.

And taking Bust seriously is just off the mark. As they say, "lighten up Frances." We were trying to help, and occassionally with some humor. I'm glad you have a foot fetish of some sort that makes you happy, but no need to advertise the fact.

How about a reset, and try buying the longer bolts so you're good to go.

Shiny....always the genleman. :thumbsup:

 

[madmike2]

Honestly? ??I can't believe anybody would ask a question like this... :dribble: Are ya sure you are ready for anything without training wheels?

**** man.. Just stab sumpin' under the damn nuts..

Shame on you klowns and gurls that actually assisted in this excruciatingly complex task..

Oh You too Howie.

:jester:

Stuffing something underneath the nuts is the obvious answer. It's what I've had to do each time I've removed the bolts. Sounds like you're an expert on getting stuffed beneath the nuts.....festus. Maybe you'd like me to stuff my size 13 in your manhole. Course, then I'd need a new pair of boots... B)

FJRless,

Your original post says nothing of using the common tricks to get the nut raised to get the bolt to seat, so no complaints about the obvious tricks being described above are necessary.

And taking Bust seriously is just off the mark. As they say, "lighten up Frances." We were trying to help, and occassionally with some humor. I'm glad you have a foot fetish of some sort that makes you happy, but no need to advertise the fact.

How about a reset, and try buying the longer bolts so you're good to go.

NOBODY who's been around here takes Barry very seriously. He's one of the characters on the forum that give it....well....character and flavor.

Mizz Bust, on the other hand, we take VERY seriously. :blink: It's she, afterall, who keeps Bustanut in line and on his meds. :rofl:

 

[RadioHowie]

 

[FJRless]

Honestly? ??I can't believe anybody would ask a question like this... :dribble: Are ya sure you are ready for anything without training wheels?

**** man.. Just stab sumpin' under the damn nuts..

Shame on you klowns and gurls that actually assisted in this excruciatingly complex task..

Oh You too Howie.

:jester:

Stuffing something underneath the nuts is the obvious answer. It's what I've had to do each time I've removed the bolts. Sounds like you're an expert on getting stuffed beneath the nuts.....festus. Maybe you'd like me to stuff my size 13 in your manhole. Course, then I'd need a new pair of boots... B)

FJRless,

Your original post says nothing of using the common tricks to get the nut raised to get the bolt to seat, so no complaints about the obvious tricks being described above are necessary.

And taking Bust seriously is just off the mark. As they say, "lighten up Frances." We were trying to help, and occassionally with some humor. I'm glad you have a foot fetish of some sort that makes you happy, but no need to advertise the fact.

How about a reset, and try buying the longer bolts so you're good to go.

Hey Shiny, I didn't take your boyfriend seriously. You've misinterpreted a metaphorically appropriate response. But thank you for intervening and keeping me in line and for sifting through the various suggestions and deciding on the fix we should all execute when it comes to battery nuts.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Honestly? ??I can't believe anybody would ask a question like this... :dribble: Are ya sure you are ready for anything without training wheels?

**** man.. Just stab sumpin' under the damn nuts..

Shame on you klowns and gurls that actually assisted in this excruciatingly complex task..

Oh You too Howie.

:jester:

Stuffing something underneath the nuts is the obvious answer. It's what I've had to do each time I've removed the bolts. Sounds like you're an expert on getting stuffed beneath the nuts.....festus. Maybe you'd like me to stuff my size 13 in your manhole. Course, then I'd need a new pair of boots... B)

FJRless,

Your original post says nothing of using the common tricks to get the nut raised to get the bolt to seat, so no complaints about the obvious tricks being described above are necessary.

And taking Bust seriously is just off the mark. As they say, "lighten up Frances." We were trying to help, and occassionally with some humor. I'm glad you have a foot fetish of some sort that makes you happy, but no need to advertise the fact.

How about a reset, and try buying the longer bolts so you're good to go.

Hey Shiny, I didn't take your boyfriend seriously. You've misinterpreted a metaphorically appropriate response. But thank you for intervening and keeping me in line and for sifting through the various suggestions and deciding on the fix we should all execute when it comes to battery nuts.

You're welcome! And I'm not into guys like you are, just goats.

 

[FJRless]

Honestly? ??I can't believe anybody would ask a question like this... :dribble: Are ya sure you are ready for anything without training wheels?

**** man.. Just stab sumpin' under the damn nuts..

Shame on you klowns and gurls that actually assisted in this excruciatingly complex task..

Oh You too Howie.

:jester:

Stuffing something underneath the nuts is the obvious answer. It's what I've had to do each time I've removed the bolts. Sounds like you're an expert on getting stuffed beneath the nuts.....festus. Maybe you'd like me to stuff my size 13 in your manhole. Course, then I'd need a new pair of boots... B)

FJRless,

Your original post says nothing of using the common tricks to get the nut raised to get the bolt to seat, so no complaints about the obvious tricks being described above are necessary.

And taking Bust seriously is just off the mark. As they say, "lighten up Frances." We were trying to help, and occassionally with some humor. I'm glad you have a foot fetish of some sort that makes you happy, but no need to advertise the fact.

How about a reset, and try buying the longer bolts so you're good to go.

Hey Shiny, I didn't take your boyfriend seriously. You've misinterpreted a metaphorically appropriate response. But thank you for intervening and keeping me in line and for sifting through the various suggestions and deciding on the fix we should all execute when it comes to battery nuts.

You're welcome! And I'm not into guys like you are, just goats.

Well I'm sure your mom is/was proud of you anyway.

 

[Zorlac]

Nice start.

Taking a joke is kinda a prerequisite.

 

[SacramentoMike]

Here's another solution. Pretty surprised nobody already suggested it, in fact:

[SIZE=36pt]BIGGER NUTS![/SIZE]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[beemerdons]

Here's another solution. Pretty surprised nobody already suggested it, in fact:














[SIZE=36pt]BIGGER NUTS![/SIZE]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mike, I think that demented pervert RadioHowie covered BIGGER NUTS in Post #25!

 

[RadioHowie]

Here's another solution. Pretty surprised nobody already suggested it, in fact:














[SIZE=36pt]BIGGER NUTS![/SIZE]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mike, I think that demented pervert RadioHowie covered BIGGER NUTS in Post #25!

I'm not demented....... :lol:

 

[SacramentoMike]

Are we supposed to go back and read all the other posts? :huh:

 

[FJRless]

It looks like the bigger nuts have it.

 

[johnny80s]

It looks like the bigger nuts have it.

I think you are going to fit in here very well. Occasionally we rename forum members based on a first post. Ask manwhore about this.

I graciously submit to the group that we now call fjrless - fjrnutless.

Do I hear a second?

 

[beemerdons]

It looks like the bigger nuts have it.

I think you are going to fit in here very well. Occasionally we rename forum members based on a first post. Ask manwhore about this.

I graciously submit to the group that we now call fjrless - fjrnutless.

Do I hear a second?

Second from Papa Chuy!

 

[Pierre]

Cut a plastic zip tie, fold it over and slid it under the nut. The spring will keep it pushed in place.



+ 1

Canadian FJR

 

[RadioHowie]

A Second second from the demented pervert!

BTW, does anyone remember who gave manwhore his nickname???

 

[johnny80s]

A Second second from the demented pervert!
BTW, does anyone remember who gave manwhore his nickname???

That was you Howie.

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