Beemerdon Compilation (Put all your BD jokes here)
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Fontanaman
Robin Trower
Fixed it for ya Don.
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RadioHowie
I Miss Beemerdons!
wfooshee
O, Woe is me!!
Then again, if he HAD more ammo, maybe the problem wouldna been there in the first place!!!!
As he says, JSNS!!!
As he says, JSNS!!!
Fontanaman
Robin Trower
I went to a wedding today and found Beemerdon's boat.
Don was nowhere to be found. Hard to imagine. Does this mean my ship has come in?
Don was nowhere to be found. Hard to imagine. Does this mean my ship has come in?
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Jim Fontanaman, I plan on towing my boat behind the Bimmer M3 to EOM 2015! JSNS, mas Cervezas y mas Vino ese!
Redfish Hunter
Gone Fishing
That cannot be beemerdons' boat. It does not appear to have been crashed...
Sorry Don. You know I could not kick you when you were down, but now that you seem to be back up... Hugs and Kisses.
Sorry Don. You know I could not kick you when you were down, but now that you seem to be back up... Hugs and Kisses.
Fontanaman
Robin Trower
Well the wedding was on the shores of the Columbia River in Longview Washington so it is quite possible Don was drunk and fell out of the alcohol infused ship and it washed ashore. I can vouch for the beer, it was good.
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Flag on the play. Revolvers don't use "clips". Point of Order: MOST pistols don't use clips excepting perhaps the Mauser Broom Handle.
Teehaml
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Funny... hell raisers in their day no doubt.
Dr. Rich
Arrested Development
I call ********....Beemerdon can't move that fast and he sure can't dance!
dcarver
Well-known member
To coolio for schoolio!
airboss
Well-known member
Please!
Don't confuse us with facts.
Don't confuse us with facts.
Bearly Flying
Well-known member
For sure BeemerDon, the Guy half a step out.
But Barb and Radio Howie sure got the moves.
But Barb and Radio Howie sure got the moves.
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Baloney! You Guys want to know how to tell if a Dane is lying, their lips will be moving! Video of majicmaker Vic and Papa Chuy at the Bahia Playa Azul Club in Miami, Florida last New Year's Eve! JSNS, Baile-Fiesta-Bebidas-mas Cervezas y mas Tequila; Arriba -AiAi! Los Borracheros!
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Dr. Rich
Arrested Development
IRISHMAN'S FIRST DRINK WITH HIS SON
While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.
Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage.
I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.
Then I got him a Kilkenny's.
He didn't like that either, so I drank it.
Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager.
He didn't.
I drank it.
I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson's.
Nope!
In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest.
He wouldn't even smell it.
What could I do but drink it!
By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so ****-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home.
While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.
Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage.
I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.
Then I got him a Kilkenny's.
He didn't like that either, so I drank it.
Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager.
He didn't.
I drank it.
I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson's.
Nope!
In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest.
He wouldn't even smell it.
What could I do but drink it!
By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so ****-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home.
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Do my Fine FJR Forum Friends see what a pack of lying Viking *******s that the Danes are. I bought my Son Seth a Smithwick's not a Guinness! JSNS, aye!
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Pterodactyl
Well-known member
Don, have you told her you want her lately? Are you one of the good ones?
Salma Hayek: Hollywood studios 'don't want me'
Salma Hayek says that while Hollywood studios may not be calling as much lately, she's staying plenty busy.
"I think they don't want me but I don't really care," said the Oscar-nominated actress. Hayek produced and voices a character in the animated film adaptation of Lebanese writer Kahlil Gibran's 1923 book of prose poetry, "The Prophet." It's a passion project, opening in U.S. theatres on Aug. 7, that she said was partially inspired by her 7-year-old daughter Valentina Pinault.
"It's meaningful. It's hopeful. It's uplifting. It's respectful. It honors children," Hayek said. "Many people tell me, 'But they are not going to like poetry.' Children love poetry. That's why we have the nursery rhymes and then we don't give it to them anymore. It's their first language. They think in metaphor."
Hayek hasn't been as much of a red carpet fixture as she once was in the entertainment world. She said she's been busy with charity events.
"I've been getting awards from different places for the humanitarian work and I've had a lot of movies come out. Then there is my husband (French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault) also who takes me to many places. There's that stuff too and I've just been busy with life," she said.
Sitting in a long sleeve striped button-up Gucci wrap dress, the "Frida" actress scrunched her face to display lines when asked about turning 49 next month.
"No Botox yet, you can see," she said, adding that her 40s had been a "great adventure."
"You don't look as bad as you thought you were going to look. You don't feel as old as you thought you were going to feel. It's a myth. Forties are full of life," she said. "The only thing that is tough about the 40s is when you haven't had a child. This is awful."
She added, "And the men today are terrible because when you are coming to the 40s they ... start going away. But you know what? (Not) the good ones."
Salma Hayek: Hollywood studios 'don't want me'
Salma Hayek says that while Hollywood studios may not be calling as much lately, she's staying plenty busy.
"I think they don't want me but I don't really care," said the Oscar-nominated actress. Hayek produced and voices a character in the animated film adaptation of Lebanese writer Kahlil Gibran's 1923 book of prose poetry, "The Prophet." It's a passion project, opening in U.S. theatres on Aug. 7, that she said was partially inspired by her 7-year-old daughter Valentina Pinault.
"It's meaningful. It's hopeful. It's uplifting. It's respectful. It honors children," Hayek said. "Many people tell me, 'But they are not going to like poetry.' Children love poetry. That's why we have the nursery rhymes and then we don't give it to them anymore. It's their first language. They think in metaphor."
Hayek hasn't been as much of a red carpet fixture as she once was in the entertainment world. She said she's been busy with charity events.
"I've been getting awards from different places for the humanitarian work and I've had a lot of movies come out. Then there is my husband (French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault) also who takes me to many places. There's that stuff too and I've just been busy with life," she said.
Sitting in a long sleeve striped button-up Gucci wrap dress, the "Frida" actress scrunched her face to display lines when asked about turning 49 next month.
"No Botox yet, you can see," she said, adding that her 40s had been a "great adventure."
"You don't look as bad as you thought you were going to look. You don't feel as old as you thought you were going to feel. It's a myth. Forties are full of life," she said. "The only thing that is tough about the 40s is when you haven't had a child. This is awful."
She added, "And the men today are terrible because when you are coming to the 40s they ... start going away. But you know what? (Not) the good ones."
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beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Pterodactyl I'd love to DO Salma again, make it an even once! Crawl a mile over broken glass for Señorita Hayek, AJ would give up young boys!
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