Brokeback Mtn. Shopping List

[teerex51]

WEEK ONE

Beans

Bacon

Coffee

Whiskey

WEEK TWO

Beans

Ham

Coffee

Whiskey

WEEK THREE

Beans

Bacon

Coffee

Whiskey

K-Y

WEEK FOUR

Beans

Pancetta

Coffee (espresso grind)

Whiskey

2 tubes K-Y

WEEK FIVE

Fresh Fava beans

Jasmine rice

Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced

Medallions of veal

Porcini mushrooms

1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream

1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long

5-6 bottles good Chardonnay

1 large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX

Yukon Gold potatoes

Heavy whipping cream

Asparagus (very thin)

Eggs

Lemons

Gruyere cheese (well aged)

Walnuts

Arugula

Butter

Olive oil

Balsamic vinegar

6 yards white silk organdy

6 yards pale ivory taffeta

Case of Chardonnay

Large tin Crisco

 

[kaitsdad]

:clap: :rolf: :lmao: :rolf: :lmao: :rolf: :lmao:

Now that is funny.

 

[Fallen Jim Rides again]

Now, that there's funny, I don't care who ya are!

:rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

 

[twowheelnut]

Hmmmm, and you know this how, Stef?