Burger King in merger talks with Tim Hortons

[Blind Squirrel]

https://www.reuters.com/article/2014/08/25/us-burger-kg-wld-tim-hortons-mergers-idUSKBN0GP00R20140825?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews

I wonder what they will call themselves? Tim Burgers? King Hortons? Tim King?

 

[wheatonFJR]

Don't do it Timmy!

 

[ionbeam]

A state of panic sets in at the Yamafitter house awaiting this possible world ending apocalypse.

 

[NMRoadRunner]

Someone needs a project.

 

[Bustanut joker]

I've been dialing his place for the last hour with no answer.

Calling the authority's up that way to do a welfare check.

 

[Geezer]

Rumor is that they will leave everything as is except they'll be serving Burger King coffee at Tim Horton's from now on.

 

[El Toro Joe]

Rumor is that they will leave everything as is except they'll be serving Burger King coffee at Tim Horton's from now on.

...or vise versa

 

[wheatonFJR]

I think they are going to be using the creepy King as the new Timmy's mascot and only serve flame broiled donuts.

 

[Pterodactyl]

Say it isn't so!!!

 

[majicmaker]

Rumor is that they will leave everything as is except they'll be serving Burger King coffee at Tim Horton's from now on. :winksmiley02:

or... Add a donut to the #1 value meal. I can deal with that!

 

[Top_Speed1]

Delete this topic before Bill da'Fitter see's it. We could honestly have a suicide on our hands.

 

[wheatonFJR]

All I gotta say is that Bill better take as many pictures of Timmy's now before the merger...cuz that awful Burger Sling merger is gonna ruin the Timmy's.

If the Big BK doesn't want to pay as many taxes, they should just try selling less burgers.

Oh yeah, it looks like they have already tried that.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Might be too late KJ ...

His phone just keeps ringing.

 

[ionbeam]

...that awful Burger Sling merger is gonna ruin the Timmy'...

Seems like everyone likes to hit on Timmy, now it's the Kings turn. Timmy survived being bought by Wendy's.

 

[dcarver]

King Timmie's has a ring to it...

Hamboogers with donuts, anyone?

 

[Bustanut joker]

All fine an' good you guys are making fun of this merger.. But damn it all! We have a crisis here!

Bill is probably under his bed sucking his thumb right now..

 

[ionbeam]

Bill is probably comatose on the floor just from hearing the news. Do you have any idea how much Maker's Mark it's going to take to get over a change at Timmy's?

 

[08FJR4ME]

On the serious side of things. The reason they are doing this is create thier headquarters based in Canada to avoid paying US taxes. Sorry to burst everyones bubble.

Good day,

 

[dcarver]

Yep, we is gonna Americanize them Canadians with good ol' 'murican food and BoogerSnot coffee...