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Bustanut joker: What Starts With "F"




What Starts With "F"



A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble


with one of her more precocious students.



The teacher asked,

'Bustanut joker,

what exactly is your problem?'




Bust answered, '

I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm


smarter than she is!

I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'



Ms.Brooks finally had enough. She took Bustanut joker to the principal's office.




While Bust waited in the outer office, the teacher


explained the situation to the principal.

The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he


was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She

agreed.



Barry was brought in and the conditions were

explained to him and he

happily agreed to take the test.




Principal:

'What is 3 x 3?'



Barry:

'9..'


Principal: 'What is

6 x 6?'




Bustanut joker:

'36.'



And so it went with every question the principal

thought a bright 3rd grader should know.



The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her,



'Y’know

I reckon Ba Clark can go to the 3rd


grade'




But Ms. Brooks is still sceptical of the little bugger and says to the principal,

'Not so fast, let me ask him a few questions..'



The principal and Bust both agree.

Ms. Brooks asks,

'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'



Barry, after a moment:

'Legs..'

Ms Brooks:

'What is in your pants that you have but I

do not have?'



The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!


Bustanut joker replied:

'Pockets..’ to the Principal’s great relief…..


Ms. Brooks:

'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Ba Clark:

'Pants.'

By now, the principal is sitting forward with his mouth hanging open..



Ms.. Brooks:

'What goes in hard and pink then comes
out soft and sticky?'




Now the principal's eyes open really wide and before he

could intervene, Barry replied,

'Bubble gum.'



Ms. Brooks:

'What does a man do standing up, a

woman does sitting down and a


dog does on three legs?'




Bust:

'Shake hands.'



The principal is now trembling with apprehension as Ms. Brooks asks the last question……


Ms. Brooks:

'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' and indicates a great deal of heat and excitement?'



Bustanut joker:

'Firetruck.'

The principal breaths a huge sigh of relief and tells the teacher,




"




Put the little ******* in 5th-Grade, I got the last

seven questions wrong



​ ​



myself
​..."










 
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