Bustanut Update

[yamafitter]

All this started when Barry was checking the list for the menagerie for the next Owosso Tech Day and his heart went all a flutter.

I might stop in on my way down to Mexico in March and kick him in the ass for scaring all of us.

*******.

 

[RaYzerman19]

Them new-fangled gizmos.... hope they left a spot to hook up good ole fashioned jumper cables!

 

[FJRay]

Just think about all the fun at the next tech day. You guys should be able to really make him dance.

 

[El Toro Joe]

Just think about all the fun at the next tech day. You guys should be able to really make him dance.

Is there an app for that?

 

[Pterodactyl]

You people should be ashamed of yourselves. Bustanut Joker is a man with feelings just like evey other man. He has a wife and family who love him and who must have been worried beyond all belief during this time when his health was in question. Common on now, show a little compassion for the family if not Bustanut himself. Besides, his health issues and the constatnt berating from the the sophomoric posters here, he has had to go thru life with the initials "BJ". Imagine having to respond to the endless BJ jokes he has been subjected to over the years and the ruin that must have done to what seems to a rather delicate and easily damaged personality. I, for one, will not participate, nor tolerate any further illusions to his very personal and long standing relationship with the local members of the Ovis aries family. Who among us has not had an animal husbandry project get a little out of hand, be taken a bit to too far and suddenly the moniker BJ becomes all to relevant. So lighten up, send nothing but positive vibes, stop enrolling him in the SheepMatchers.com, and for heaven's sake don't serve mutton at the FJR events when ole BJ is attending.

 

[Geezer]

You people should be ashamed of yourselves. Bustanut Joker is a man with feelings just like evey other man. He has a wife and family who love him and who must have been worried beyond all belief during this time when his health was in question. Common on now, show a little compassion for the family if not Bustanut himself. Besides, his health issues and the constatnt berating from the the sophomoric posters here, he has had to go thru life with the initials "BJ". Imagine having to respond to the endless BJ jokes he has been subjected to over the years and the ruin that must have done to what seems to a rather delicate and easily damaged personality. I, for one, will not participate, nor tolerate any further illusions to his very personal and long standing relationship with the local members of the Ovis aries family. Who among us has not had an animal husbandry project get a little out of hand, be taken a bit to too far and suddenly the moniker BJ becomes all to relevant. So lighten up, send nothing but positive vibes, stop enrolling him in the SheepMatchers.com, and for heaven's sake don't serve mutton at the FJR events when ole BJ is attending.

Is it OK if we hand him a fully charged capacitor, just to see him jump?

 

[puppychow]

How's the curmudgeon feeling these days? How long before the sheep no longer feel safe again? Hopefully very soon!

 

[beemerdons]

Thanks for the update and glad you’re feeling better. It is bad enough that we have to worry about that fat *** in Phoenix and his heart problems….We don’t need you using up all the funds for Obamacare…Take care of yourself…. Dr. Rich

From: Barry Clark [mailto:barry.intheshop@]
Sent: Monday, January 26, 2015 3:38 PM
To: RAY SLOCOMB; ray andrew/ odot; Don Stanley; SUE & RICHARD CHRISTEN; John Max; rodzilla134; Andy Mason; Mike O'Keeffe; Dick Smith
Subject: update






I guess it should give you fuks an update now that my feet are firmly on the ground again. I'm alive and as friendly as ever but I have to admit i got my ass kicked pretty good for a bit.
I kept the ER folks entertained for just over an hour before they got **** sorted, managed to stay conscious the whole time.
Gotta say i was rattled a few times when somebody mentioned they had no pulse.. duhhh, like the blaring alarms from a jewelry store break in weren't enough of a clue? I have to say this was the first time in all the "procedures" I've been through over the years I was thinking i might not get away with it.


When I was laid out getting prepped for surgery I asked the Surgeon if they were putting in a new tensioner along with the chain and gear.... Yes I really did. He looked at me for a few seconds and busted a gut laughing, had to wait I bet 5 minutes for him to regain his composure.


I was the talk of the ward the next day due to my silly ****. Doc is a bit of a gearhead and said my question was mentioned in his post surgery report and would also be going into a journal he's working on. I told him go ahead and use my name.. hell I might end up a side note in medical history.. LOL


I am a bit miffed however as his install isn't level, plumb, or flush.. Looks like hell, thinking of adding a coat or 2 of bondo over it and sanding it smooth.


Anyway I think maybe one more day and I'll be able to function without painkillers and might actually post something that make sense.


Peace out,


B

 

[escapefjrtist]

Thanks for the update Don!

--G

BTW - Who's the fat *** in Phoenix Dr. Rich is worried about? Has Skooter gained weight (other than another FJR)?

 

[BobbyBlue]

...wait till he gets to play with the seat belt, the guitar strap, ALL cell pockets on the left side and overall straps....and flying ?...feel me baby...it gets better....fortunately it only takes a few micro amperes to illicit a sphincter response..a full blown 40 joule defib....well buddy...you'll be the talk of the pasture.....

Blessed to have you still !

Bobby

 

[beemerdons]

Famous Words of our Fearless Leader Dale "Warchild" Wilson: "If you don't have Pictures, then it didn't Happen!" Here's Bustanut joker with his new electrics:

 

[Surly]

Not the ****ies I wanted to see! Thanks Don. Hang in there Barry.

Best regards

Steve

 

[Pterodactyl]

It's that older vertical zipper in the center of his chest that tells a uncomfortable story.

 

[wheatonFJR]

I just see a tit...no electrics shown.

I'm disappointed that they didn't do the install from the already prepurposed opening in the rear.

Doctors just like cutting I guess.

 

[beemerdons]

I just see a tit...no electrics shown.
I'm disappointed that they didn't do the install from the already prepurposed opening in the rear.

Doctors just like cutting I guess.

Wheatie, they couldn't get past HotRodZilla - AJ's size 11 boot that was stuck up there! jes' sayin' and nuff said, Blockage!

 

[beemerdons]

Not the ****ies I wanted to see! Thanks Don. Hang in there Barry.

Best regards

Steve

 

[Old Michael]

Is that his back or his chest?

 

[beemerdons]

Is that his back or his chest?

Mick Bro', since he doesn't have a dick and Sheila - Mizz Bustanut has his balls it's really pretty hard to tell! jes' sayin' and nuff said, the *******!

 

[Old Michael]

Is that his back or his chest?

Mick Bro', since he doesn't have a dick and Sheila - Mizz Bustanut has his balls it's really pretty hard to tell! jes' sayin' and nuff said, the *******!

...and according to 'fitter, he's got nipples everywhere.

 

[Warpdrv]

Now that he's got an update power system, perhaps we can get some high output LED's mounted to those ******* there...

Where Justin at LEDRider when we need him.... ?!?!?