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[vandy]

and how about that old favorite... I can win this thing with one leg tied behind my back

 

[monk69]

"Any body that can't dance is gay"

 

[Mark]

They told me they were gonna cut my leg off if I kept using the rear brake so much . . .but I didn't think they really would!

 

[Walden]

(channeling Cartman from SouthPark): Screw you guys, I'm goin home! :****:

 

[chrisflock]

"'There's plenty of room between the exhaust and your right foot.' Damn engineers."

 

[tstaff]

The 40' step

Before or After?

 

[scubabiker]

I'm number 1, I'm number 1!

 

[scubabiker]

After much deliberation, the olympic commitee decided against including the sport of motorcycle hurdles.