I wish you had been there to lift it for me.
Well, I'll try to help for next time: Lifting a bike is not done by facing it, leaning over it, and dead-lifting.
First, turn the key off. If the bike's on its right side, put the sidestand down.
You squat facing away from it, down-side handlebar pulled as far towards you as you can get it, and grab it with the hand on that side. You other hand grabs the grab handle, subframe, something solid on the side of the bike. Walk backwards, pressing your butt into the seat. Your legs push the bike up onto its wheels. As it roll up, you stand up, walking backwards in tiny steps. If you're on the bike's right side, as it reaches center balance you can turn around and set it down on the sidestand which you already deployed. If you're on the left side, as it reaches center balance, turn around and kick the sidestand down so you can park the bike normally.
Of course, if it fell in the garage and there's a wall where you need to be, then you have a problem. What you probably ought to do then is get a lot of help. If you can't, then you'll have to drag the thing around so you can get to it the way I've described.