CFR 2016 When, Where, Why & Who?

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Actually your "Canuckistani" jokes aren't funny either.
Beemer Don's 'Groupies' would like to comment on this...

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Yamaha Canada has just replied to my request for their participation at the 2016 CFR and it appears that they will be willing to provide another Demo Day along with a few product donations.

So the date and location is finalized (June 9-12, 2016 Pembroke, Ontario) and we have a main sponsor. I even have a route for the more hardcore among you, a twisty butt 500 mile monster featuring the road that cracked KJ's balls.

I am working this into the plans for next summer. The wife says she is in too. I'll pick up an atlas and figure out where Canada is.
 
You won't need an Atlas, just drive North and don't stop till your balls are frozen. Then? well, you are where you are!, and, do as the locals do.....

crack open a fine Kanadian brew!

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^^^^^Question: How do you stop bacon from curling in the frying pan? Answer: Take away their brooms! I always get a big laugh from this one at Moose Tavern in Deer Lake, Manitoba eh! JSNS, yup!^^^^^

 
^^^^ Just one more reason for Pierre to send you packing at the border crossing.

Every Canadian has it in their genes that you have to sweep HARD with the broom to stop the curling....... *******.

 
Yo Billy Fitz, I wanted to be the first to submit artwork for the CFR 2016 T-Shirt design competition and selection. I feel that this rendition wonderfully sums up the Pride and Pageantry of the Province of Ontario eh, yamafitter you didn't use my Mayor Rob Ford piece I proposed for last CFR: But, I think that this one is a real Winner!

Also Guillermo, this Maple Laffs art has already been Approved and Endorsed by Frostback Numero Uno FJRob1300! JSNS, Wicked Beauty eh Hoser!

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Hmmmm.......1557 miles and two weeks to get to Red Lodge.......possibility exists
Hope you can fit this in as a substitute for NAFO since you are going to be tied up with the pirates at Sturgis. If you do come it will be your job to keep BeemerDons out of trouble.

I don't know if Festar will be let into Canada though, the Aussies are the black sheep of the British Confederation you know. Maybe Bryan can get a note from the Queen.

 
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I am Hoping and Praying that February's surgery on my right shoulder will give me back my arm, so I can ride a CanAm Spyder F3 up to CFR 2016 in Pembroke, ON eh!

But if not I'll swing by Owosso, MI in the Bimmer to pick up "The *******" eh! I've already told Barry: "Ass, Gas or Grass - Nobody Rides For Free, eh!" JSNS, Whoa!

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Oh no, so is Bust having 'bookcase' issues too?
No, his neighbour Juan poked him with a stick.
Dammit Bill and Ray, it was not Juan's fault ese! Bustanut joker's neighbor Juan thought that he was swinging his stick at a Frankenstein Piñata, eh! Could have happened to any Mexican, even HotRodZilla! JSNS, el Monstro!



 
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