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I hate the prep and the procedure, but there is only one "C" as far as I'm concerned when doctors are involved.
I hate cancer. My mom died from it and I wouldn't wish it on anybody.
Amen, and amen. Lost my mother the year I graduated college. She was 47, an age I blasted by more than 10 years ago. She got handed a sh*tty deal.

 
Did this once. The prep work so well they had to hang a bag of saline due to dehydration. I'm due for my next one at the end of the year.

 
Scheduled for follow up one (two years) at end of month. Colon cancer ranks right up there as a killer with the rest of them ... go get one ... they knock you out (Michael Jackson drug) and you won't remember a thing.

 
Best nap I'd had in a long time. Followed by peace of mind. My neighbor had the hell no attitude, he 's dead now, colon cancer.

 
Great drugs. Went to sleep chatting with the Doc, woke up chatting with with Doc. The prep was surreal; wasn't sure if my colon was supposed to drop into the toilet, too. Would have made for a DIY inspection.

 
Glad I did it. Now trying to persuade Fang....
My wife didn't want to until her dad died in her arms from colon cancer. It's a simple answer to a permanent problem.

I had my scare this spring and now have a semi colon but am cancer free.
The question is; do you know how to use a semi-colon?
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I've done my time and endured my own excisions. Crappy joke cred has been earned.

Just eat your feckin' Rueben.

 
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Tom, I think Mark's ****** joke was a ****** attempt to make fun of your ****** joke. He wasn't jumping your ****. He thought your **** was funny. Personally, this **** makes me cringe!

AND, eat your ******' Rueben. That'll help you ****!

 
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Yeah, I kind of figured, my crappy comeback would sound wrong.
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Back on topic, given a choice, I like the way the young guns get checked out A.J.

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Glad I did it. Now trying to persuade Fang....
My wife didn't want to until her dad died in her arms from colon cancer. It's a simple answer to a permanent problem.

I had my scare this spring and now have a semi colon but am cancer free.
The question is; do you know how to use a semi-colon?
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What I do know is that for the next twenty some years, I won't be quite as full of **** as I was for the first 60 some.
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Glad I did it. Now trying to persuade Fang....
My wife didn't want to until her dad died in her arms from colon cancer. It's a simple answer to a permanent problem.

I had my scare this spring and now have a semi colon but am cancer free.
The question is; do you know how to use a semi-colon?
smile.png

What I do know is that for the next twenty some years, I won't be quite as full of **** as I was for the first 60 some.
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********, excuse me FJRAYSHIT! JSNS!

 
Just do it! Man up! The prep isn't a lot of fun,but neither is cancer! Just stay close to the porcelain throne the night before.

The procedure itself is a nonevent. They roll you into the room, the doctor says hello. I told him that I was there for a colon screening, and to not cut off any big pieces. He 'fine, let's get started'.

Then I woke up in the recovery room, high as kite. They give you that Michael Jackson drug. I've never used recreational drugs, so that was a new experience for me.

It takes a few minutes to come down from the high. The doc comes in says something like 'I trimmed a few polyps, nothing really scary looking, we'll call you with the lab results'.

I had my spouse drive me from the clinic to iHop, because I was pretty hungry. You don't want to drive yourself for a few hours, you'll still feel the drugs a bit for a while.

A week latter his nurse calls, says 'you colon is fine, come back in five years'. It's good to be told you don't have cancer.

 
Glad I did it. Now trying to persuade Fang....
My wife didn't want to until her dad died in her arms from colon cancer. It's a simple answer to a permanent problem.

I had my scare this spring and now have a semi colon but am cancer free.
I've been putting my first off for a few months now ....
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I'll get signed up now, I've been persuaded by you folks.
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Thank God I'm young enough to be most of you guys' son. I still have a few years before my colon is in jeopardy.
Hans get it done and get peace of mind, it was no big deal and my Doctor told me I was a PERFECT ******* (Dr. Rich has been telling me that for years, free of charge!).

'Zilla I spoke to Bustanut joker last night, he said to tell you AJ, when you finally do get your colonoscopy: He wants you to give him back his Bulova wrist watch! JSNS!

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