Curious phrases spoken by motorcyclists....

[wfooshee]

Had your splines greased lately?

 

[reddog]

You right, Harley is a good bike to learn on!

 

[Joe2Lmaker]

Man, this is beautiful. Where the heck are we?

Reminds me of last year.

My buddy- "You know where we are.. Right?"

Me - "Yeah. Wisconsin."

 

[Bungie]

Your bike must be pretty fast, you were really hauling *** when I passed you on my FJR.

I am so stealing that line! :drinks: :clapping: :lol2: :rofl:

:lol: Bungie already stole it ! :lol:

Correctomundo!

 

[Old Michael]

"So, ...you say a big dose of penicillin will stop that burning?"

 

[FJRBluesman]

"So, ...you say a big dose of penicillin will stop that burning?"

I told OM to stay away from Bust's sheep! :dribble:

 

[boomerang]

Damn! That bike is fast for a STr.

From co-worker: LOL I knew you would ride today. After all 27 degree's is almost a heat wave.

Freaking forest rat's are every where.

You must be crazy,it's raining and cold as hell.

 

[oldryder]

"Geez, I thought you missed a gear."

 

[user 213]

heard from non-riders or HD riders - Aren't you hot?

heard next if it was some of our women FJR riders being asked - Yes, I am Hot. Oh, you meant in my gear. Only when standing around.

 

[08FJR4ME]

You right, Harley is a good bike to learn on!

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Gotta love that one.

 

[user 6393]

heard from non-riders or HD riders - Aren't you hot?
heard next if it was some of our women FJR riders being asked - Yes, I am Hot. Oh, you meant in my gear. Only when standing around.

Honey, around us it wouldn't be phrased as a question.

MEM hears this one ALL the time: "Whoa, you are HAWT!!"

But now that you bring up the gender issue, if I had a buck for every local cruiser boy who's intro "line" was: "I see you like having something big between your legs", I could comfortably retire...*L*

 

[S76]

That was awesome, lets go back and ride it in the other direction.

 

[airboss]

Best one's from my late wife. We have two issues here,understand that English is a second language for her, and two she has no interest at all in cars, bikes, boats, or planes, couldn't tell a Chevy from a Ford if it ran over her.

She's at one of those girl parties, Tupperware, Pampered Chief something like that, one of the women said to her " I hear your husband rides a motorcycle, what kind is it? Her response " a blue one". Second woman "does he have a Harley". Her response " no he has a motorcycle".

 

[Brodie]

I just got my bike put back together last night...

Can someone identify this part?

 

[MEM]

But now that you bring up the gender issue, if I had a buck for every local cruiser boy who's intro "line" was: "I see you like having something big between your legs", I could comfortably retire...*L*

Wow! I've never heard THAT one ! what have I been missing ?!

 

[airboss]

Would that be the knob to Adjust one of the headlight??????????????

 

[FRJ Jc]

Best one's from my late wife. We have two issues here,understand that English is a second language for her, and two she has no interest at all in cars, bikes, boats, or planes, couldn't tell a Chevy from a Ford if it ran over her.
She's at one of those girl parties, Tupperware, Pampered Chief something like that, one of the women said to her " I hear your husband rides a motorcycle, what kind is it? Her response " a blue one". Second woman "does he have a Harley". Her response " no he has a motorcycle".

So good! Cheers to that.

 

[MEM]

Would that be the knob to Adjust one of the headlight??????????????

gawd, you guys can sure come up with the euphemisms. Is that like touching one's lizard ?

 

[Bungie]

Her response " no he has a motorcycle".

Okay, here's one along a similar vein.

My gf and I are riding for some fish and chips to Killarney. Killarney is way back in the bush but is home to some spectacular scenery and a Provincial Park - a popular weekend destination. Were tooling along behind about 4 Wings and 1 HD. When we round a bend to see a bunch of guys on bicycles all over the road and cars pulled over. I thought their was an accident. Turns out their was a bear and 2 cubs and everybody stopped to let them get across the road and take pictures. (I have pics of this event should you think I'm making this up)

Well, the guys on the bicycles all rode to the far side of the road and put the cars and bikes between them and the bear(s).

I say "They're fine, the momma bears not gonna come back out with the cubs.. besides, they can ride faster then she can run"

Without missing a beat, my gf comes out with "Man, the guy on the Harley is ******".

 

[user 6393]

*LMAO*