DCarver says I'm a ********

[RadioHowie]

Can someone who's usually SO wrong be right for a change?

Just wanna see how long it takes this thread to start spinning donuts.

 

[Patriot]

damn, what took ya so long <_<

now it's Saturday, but just barely :angry:

well, happy...oh never mind

 

[dcarver]

Can someone who's usually SO wrong be right for a change?Just wanna see how long it takes this thread to start spinning donuts.

And.... so you join the elite club of FuckTards, eh RH? :****: :lol:

Now then, ValveBoy, when are you going to get the Rocket back on the road, eh?

 

[Patriot]

well I guess it could be true, but I refuse to believe it

for anyone that spends any time here in the tech forum, it appears the Gen IIs are more high maintenance than a crack addicted super model.
It's a topic that probably deserves its own thread. I might start one just to piss off some Gen II owners. :assassin:

but I hold it against you this didn't start up the shirt round here...I was waiting all evening <sigh> :blink:

 

[RadioHowie]

Now then, ValveBoy, when are you going to get the Rocket back on the road, eh?

When I can figure out a surefire way to make a 20 year old and her 25 year old husband, 23 year old and 32 year old disappear without a trace and without me getting implicated. :assassin:

I don't know if MissusHowie actually invented the term, but it sure fits...

She and I are both "Baby Boomers".

She's labelled all the kids "Boomerangs" cause they keep coming back, no matter how hard we throw them out! :lol2:

 

[dcarver]

Now then, ValveBoy, when are you going to get the Rocket back on the road, eh?

When I can figure out a surefire way to make a 20 year old and her 25 year old husband, 23 year old and 32 year old disappear without a trace and without me getting implicated. :assassin:

I don't know if MissusHowie actually invented the term, but it sure fits...

She and I are both "Baby Boomers".

She's labelled all the kids "Boomerangs" cause they keep coming back, no matter how hard we throw them out! :lol2:

And from whose Loins did these procreations emanate, eh, Mr. Howie? Just sayin, you sex pot sleazed dirty ol bashtahd you!

All I can say is, "Good job on the Planting, eh Howie? :****:

Hugs n Kisses.... :lol: :****:

 

[madmike2]

When I can figure out a surefire way to make a 20 year old and her 25 year old husband, 23 year old and 32 year old disappear without a trace and without me getting implicated. :assassin:
I don't know if MissusHowie actually invented the term, but it sure fits...

She and I are both "Baby Boomers".

She's labelled all the kids "Boomerangs" cause they keep coming back, no matter how hard we throw them out! :lol2:

You need to learn a rather difficult one syllable word. Let me try to explain:

You put your tongue against the roof of your mouth and exhale hard while letting the word form as your tongue separates from its resting place under your sinuses. The word formed will sound a lot like......

wait for it.....

[SIZE=14pt]Nnnnooooooooo![/SIZE]

Take them outside and explain that those are "palm trees" not "money trees".

Of course, if their are terciary issues (aka: grandchildren) you are "toast". :dribble:

 

[RadioHowie]

And from whose Loins did these procreations emanate, eh, Mr. Howie? Just sayin, you sex pot sleazed dirty ol bashtahd you! All I can say is, "Good job on the Planting, eh Howie? :****:

Hugs n Kisses.... :lol: :****:

I know yer half-in-a-bag right now, so I'm not gonna 'splain it to ya...you'll have to figger it out.

I'm only responsible for the 32 year old.

Now get out yer stubby pencil (if MissusCarver ain't usin' it to scrape grout), a scrap of paper and see if you can come up with an explanation.

With what few workin' brain cells ya got left.

 

[RadioHowie]

When I can figure out a surefire way to make a 20 year old and her 25 year old husband, 23 year old and 32 year old disappear without a trace and without me getting implicated. :assassin:
I don't know if MissusHowie actually invented the term, but it sure fits...

She and I are both "Baby Boomers".

She's labelled all the kids "Boomerangs" cause they keep coming back, no matter how hard we throw them out! :lol2:

You need to learn a rather difficult one syllable word. Let me try to explain:

You put your tongue against the roof of your mouth and exhale hard while letting the word form as your tongue separates from its resting place under your sinuses. The word formed will sound a lot like......

wait for it.....

[SIZE=14pt]Nnnnooooooooo![/SIZE]

Take them outside and explain that those are "palm trees" not "money trees".

Of course, if their are terciary issues (aka: grandchildren) you are "toast". :dribble:

Two issues:

1 - MissusHowie...She loves her kids too much.

2 - Me...I love MissusHowie too much.

(sigh)

 

[dcarver]

When I can figure out a surefire way to make a 20 year old and her 25 year old husband, 23 year old and 32 year old disappear without a trace and without me getting implicated. :assassin:
I don't know if MissusHowie actually invented the term, but it sure fits...

She and I are both "Baby Boomers".

She's labelled all the kids "Boomerangs" cause they keep coming back, no matter how hard we throw them out! :lol2:

You need to learn a rather difficult one syllable word. Let me try to explain:

You put your tongue against the roof of your mouth and exhale hard while letting the word form as your tongue separates from its resting place under your sinuses. The word formed will sound a lot like......

wait for it.....

[SIZE=14pt]Nnnnooooooooo![/SIZE]

Take them outside and explain that those are "palm trees" not "money trees".

Of course, if their are terciary issues (aka: grandchildren) you are "toast". :dribble:

Two issues:

1 - MissusHowie...She loves her kids too much.

2 - Me...I love MissusHowie too much.

(sigh)

No other words need be spoken, RadioHowie..

All jesting aside, I fully get it - and good on you.

Love Mrs. Howie, take care o' the kids, and be a good man.

How do you like me now?

:****:

Hugs n Kisses

TWN, through dcarver

 

[odot]

Ok, radiowhore.....you started this tripe of a thread for what reason?

 

[Geezer]

Stop filling the 'fridge and they'll all go away pretty quick.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Ok, radiowhore.....you started this tripe of a thread for what reason?

Well he's pretty much a ******** :dribble: So it stands to reason he'd start it eh?

Personally, I think him an Carver oughta just cohabitate :cowboy: :heart: .. Ya Know they allow them marriages erm relationships in Cali. :wub:

Can you imagine the offspring from those two.. :nerdsmiley: :meowth: :clown2:

:rofl: uke:

:jester:

 

[Mizz Bustanut]

Two issues:
1 - MissusHowie...She loves her kids too much.

2 - Me...I love MissusHowie too much.

(sigh)

Wow, he has a soft, sweet side. :wub: Careful there big guy, you're on your way to destroying your image.

 

[madmike2]

Two issues:
1 - MissusHowie...She loves her kids too much.

2 - Me...I love MissusHowie too much.

(sigh)

You are sooooo screwed! :dribble:

[SIZE=8pt]"Loooove, love will keep us together." The Captain and Tenille[/SIZE]

Er...uhm...you may be one whether or not Dcarver actually labeled you. :rofl:

I'm glad you can afford that 650 lb. paperweight in the garage. :blink:

 

[RadioHowie]

I'm glad you can afford that 650 lb. paperweight moto-art in the garage. :blink:

It's paid for. Just more detritus to have to walk around.

Ok, radiowhore.....you started this tripe of a thread for what reason?

It worked! Your sorry ass replied! :yahoo:

 

[Toecutter]

Two issues:
1 - MissusHowie...She loves her kids too much.

2 - Me...I love MissusHowie too much.

(sigh)

Some call that codependency and, unfortunately, I know it well. The alternative is loneliness and new-found financial obliteration....

 

[RadioHowie]

Two issues:
1 - MissusHowie...She loves her kids too much.

2 - Me...I love MissusHowie too much.

(sigh)

The alternative is loneliness and new-found financial obliteration....

Amen, Brother Toe....been there, done that, got the subpoenas filed away for future reference.

Quite frankly, though...loneliness is overrated. Depends on your personal psych makeup.

Me? I could a transoceanic solo sailor.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Me? I could a transoceanic solo sailor.

Why da'hell you ain't left yet???

:nerdsmiley:

:jester: