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Dr. Rich, man, I love you like a brother.* And I'm sorry if some prick on the forum (where do you even start? :angry: ) pissed you off. If only the admins would do their jobs around here.... :glare:

BTW, if it was me, :****:

(It WAS me, wasn't it? :eek: See, Fang was wrong again when she told me everything isn't always about me.)

JB

*Note use of the correct grammatical style for a non-ghey man expression of love for another non-ghey man--viz., inclusion of the dude-speak pronoun "man," together with the clarifying simile "like a brother." Usually one is enough, but used together you're guaranteed a safe harbor. (Bustanut may need three forms though, which typically includes a tacked-on phrase about what the speaker did to his interlocutor's wife. However, when using this form, it's wise to carry a weapon of some kind.)

 
In my experience, I think anyone who owns a car and doesn't depend on his motorcycle as his only transportation, is an incompetent motorcyclist.
Hey, here's one I qualify for!!!! :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

I'm not imcompetent! (Well, other than the two crashes . . . . . :( )

*Note use of the correct grammatical style for a non-ghey man expression of love for another non-ghey man--viz., inclusion of the dude-speak pronoun "man," together with the clarifying simile "like a brother." Usually one is enough, but used together you're guaranteed a safe harbor. (Bustanut may need three forms though, which typically includes a tacked-on phrase about what the speaker did to his interlocutor's wife. However, when using this form, it's wise to carry a weapon of some kind.)
Yes, not only does Bust need gender clarification, he needs species clarification as well!

 
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In my experience I think anyone who can't ride 1000 miles in 24 hours, such as I have done many times, is an incompetent motorcyclist.
:)
Yep, that's me :clapping: , and in my experience I think anyone who rides a 1000 miles in 24 hours when they don't have to, is a ................. but they can ride with me anyway...at least until I get tired. :yahoo:

 
.......is proud to be an incompetant motorcyclist, on all counts.

I prefer to be an alive and breathing motorcyclist, TYVM

:)

Thanks for sharing, Dr. Rich.............as always

b

 
Dawg gummit! leave mea out'a this dad blasted yappin'! .. Eye don't do real gud with yew intellectual types an yer confounded high highfalutin' ways of talkin' to a feller..

Nope! Catch me down at the Long Branch if'n yew want to twist this fellers ear..I'd be more than obliged ta tell ya all about ridin' mules and *******.

Oh, an JB? I'm up to ... or is it down to, half a dozen forms. So you an ol' walter can just..

:****:

:jester:

 
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Why did you put Dr. infront of your name?

Could it of been to say, LOOK at me

Like water off a ducks ass......Let it go

 
In my experience I think anyone who can't ride 1000 miles in 24 hours, such as I have done many times, is an incompetent motorcyclist.
:)
Considering the context, the first response to a very considered, serious post, which raised some valid points, this has my vote for the funniest line of the year.

 
My guess is that someone told Dr. Rich that he "rides like a *****"...and that this person was a rider coach. :D
HA! My very 1st reaction to Dr. Rich's post was: "What in the hell has Old Michael done now, to piss Rich off this time!" Since OM has SkooterG's hang time; nuf' said!

 
Dawg gummit! leave mea out'a this dad blasted yappin'! .. Eye don't do real gud with yew intellectual types an yer confounded high highfalutin' ways of talkin' to a feller..
Nope! Catch me down at the Long Branch if'n yew want to twist this fellers ear..I'd be more than obliged ta tell ya all about ridin' mules and *******.

Oh, an JB? I'm up to ... or is it down to, half a dozen forms. So you an ol' walter can just..

:****:

:jester:
Oh Bust, since I've been off of the forum for a week visiting RadioHowie and Goofy in Disney World, Florida: Go Screw Yourself! And please do have a wonderful day!

 
"...and then demonstrates a reckless approach while riding such as blasting headlong into oncoming traffic at triple digits having just crossed over a double yellow line to do it." Why did this particular line, vividly remind me that I'll be riding with Fairlaner for three straight days this upcoming weekend? On Mr. Toad's Wild Ride!

 
Last Speeding ticket was 9 months ago and last time down on the FJR was less than a year ago in the mud. Anybody want my advice on how to ride? It won't cost much...

:dirol: :black eye:

 
In my experience I think anyone who can't split a deer in two pieces without falling off, such as I have done many times, is an incompetent motorcyclist.
Woo Hoo! According to D, I'm not an incompetent motorcyclist.

The rest of you probably suck, though. :)

 
Why did you put Dr. infront of your name?Could it of been to say, LOOK at me
Damn it, beat me to it............

Mechanical Designer Scott

(Formerly, in order, Grocery Bagger Scott, Stock Crew Chief Scott, and Graphic Artist Scott)

:lol:

 
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Is it wrong to suggest that the most learned folks on this forum are the ones who don’t have to call attention to themselves but instead offer guidance and assistance in a humble and constructive manner?
Rich, I'd say, certainly not. I agree, and am thankful that there are many fellows on this forum who post in just that way - humble, contructive, experienced, and always thoughtful in their approach.

(Except Carver. He flipped me off a coupla weeks ago... and FOR NO GOOD REASON!)

And SwollenRaccoon, knowing DR. Rich personally, I can assure you that yours and boomerang's "takes" are way off base.

But, thanks for posting.

Feel free to PM me, and I'll be happy to elaborate.

 
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Good calls Michael. :clapping:

I think those two should have done a little "research" on Dr Rich before ejaculating those responses..The man is no where near the type.

As far as Carver? I wouldn't lose too much sleep. The punkin head filled his bike with water..... Twice!

:jester:

 
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