Does this bike make me look fat

[Fencer]

I look huge on this thing

Freakin traffic

Sat was my worst day at the track to date.

I was having Mechanical and Suspension issues before lunch and had most things worked out by 2nd session after lunch. I didn't really have a good run (for me) till around the 3 and 4 O'clock sessions.

I had a guy set my suspension, and he didn't get it close to right. He had it so tight I pogo-ed around corners. I blew the corner in the bottom pic twice and went sailing through the grass. I made 4 saves in one session

MotorSwatCop went down and biffed his bike (06 Gxs-r 750). Mike found the limits of his tires. subframe is gone , plastics expolded, one flip. He slid around 185 feet. He's sore but ok.

Mike, By far, was the Best In the intermediate group and prob is ready to make the jump to Advance once the bike is back together.

 

[ionbeam]

Glad to hear that MotorSwatCop is OK.

Did ya have fun & did you learn anything? (The makings of a good day, even if it was a struggle.)

Did your Chicken Hawks blow their breakers?

Where's the snow?

You lucky dog, to have a track available and usable at this time of year!

 

[odot]

Does it make you look fat?

Ever seen a monkey **** a football?

 

[uctofeej]

Does it make you look fat?
Ever seen a monkey **** a football?

:shok: Is that what he's doin' in the new avatar?

 

[Fencer]

Did ya have fun & did you learn anything?

Not Til the 3 and 4 oclock sessions, before that I was ready to hang it up and sell the bike before I killed myself, Grass surfing is no fun

I kept telling my self to concentrate, The next thing I know I'm Ted Striker In AIRPLANE!

STRIKER'S THOUGHTS (v.o.)

(echoing)

I've got to concentrate, concentrate,

entrate, I've got to concentrate,

oncentrate, oncentrate.

He becomes aware of ECHO.

(echoing)

Hell, hello, ello, ello, ello, lo, lo.

Echo, echo, echo, cho, cho, o, o, o, o, o.

Pinch hitting for Pedro Bourbone, Manny

Mota, Mota, Mota, Mota.

Did your Chicken Hawks blow their breakers?

THEY did fine

Where's the snow?

68 degrees and Sunny, PERFECT track weather

You lucky dog, to have a track available and usable at this time of year!

I did this track on Feb 1 as well, weather was the same that day

Does it make you look fat?
Ever seen a monkey **** a football?

No, But, did see this lonely eskimo putting panties on a sealion once....

 

[Fred W]

Does it make you look fat?
Ever seen a monkey **** a football?

Ummm, no. I couldn't afford the admission charge.

 

[odot]

She said she was 18!!!!!!!!!!! I swear.

 

[Scab]

No, the bike doesn't make you look fat.

It's the head. The head makes you look fat.

The bike can stay, but the head's got to go.

 

[Fencer]

Well, at least I got this corner correct once that day :yahoo:

 

[sonicspeed]

i agree with Scab except it aint ya head that makes ya look fat

it's ya *** avatar that makes ya look fat

 

[fjrbob]

Well, at least I got this corner correct once that day :yahoo:

Very nice! Grind down that knee puck!

 

[Bustanut joker]

I'm just wondering why ya blamin' the bike lard *** :lol:

Nice pics Bro! looks like fun. Hey, I have this camera thats been abused wanna strap it on for some action shots?

:jester:

 

[wfooshee]

I'm just wondering why ya blamin' the bike lard *** :lol:
Nice pics Bro! looks like fun. Hey, I have this camera thats been abused wanna strap it on for some action shots?

:jester:

I think that would depend on where it's been previously strapped.

Kinda wonderin' whatcha meant by "abused". . . .

 

[Bustanut joker]

Aah.. Check the no start post about the mailman......

I bought a unit from 'porky' the fencer and strapped it to my scoot with a home made rig, when it promptly disengaged itself from it at around 80 and recorded (in it's dying throes) the rear tire :blink:

:jester:

 

[Fred W]

Aah.. Check the no start post about the mailman......
I bought a unit from 'porky' the fencer and strapped it to my scoot with a home made rig, when it promptly disengaged itself from it at around 80 and recorded (in it's dying throes) the rear tire :blink:

:jester:

what we call this phenomenon? Thread co-mingleadge?

 

[Bustanut joker]

I was thinking more on the line of something with odot in it but... co-mingledge sounds so West Coast It's gotta catch on.

:jester:

 

[odot]

HEY..............I MAY BE UGLY..............BUT..........

at least my anus is shaved.

tanks again, gunny.......jack ***.

 

[Jazzzzz]

You guys who've been married for longer than I have (4 years) - how much *** kissing and/or diamond jewelry am I looking at in order to get the OK for a track bike? Something small to start, like an SV650 with some suspension work.

 

[Fencer]

You guys who've been married for longer than I have (4 years) - how much *** kissing and/or diamond jewelry am I looking at in order to get the OK for a track bike? Something small to start, like an SV650 with some suspension work.

Mine cost me tile in the bathrooms (thanks again for the cutter Steve) and hardwoods in the kitchen.

She made mention about Hawaii as well.....