Dumb Ass of the Week Award

[dcarver]

https://www.11alive.com/news/article/256361/186/Police-Fla-teen-accidentally-shoots-off-his-penis-and-testicle

 

[Fly Bye]

At least he won't pass his moron genes on.

 

[majicmaker]

Port Saint Lucie?! Yep, I can see that happening there. I go there at least once a week on business. They have more than their fare share of Knuckleheads there. Not all of them course but, waaaay too many.

 

[exskibum]

Thinking he may be up for dumb-ass of the month, but I'm sure he's gonna have lots of competition.

I swear I've never been able to understand how so many manage to shoot themselves "while cleaning a gun". Jebus -- if you simply go through the proper process of checking the status of a gun every time you pick one up, you'd limit the number of testicles, feet and penises you shoot off. I was long ago taught another cardinal rule to be observed every time you clean any gun -- NEVER, EVER even begin the process of cleaning a gun with ammunition in the same room.

Figures this idiot bought the gun "at a party" last month. Probably learned all he needed to know there, too. Obviously, he's an accomplished marksman to have gotten both with one round.

 

[rickysnickers]

Too bad he didn't just make the Darwin award winner list...

 

[wnyfjr]

Probably got confused between the trigger on the gun and the trigger on the bottle of Windex he was using...how else would you clean a gun, right?

 

[gixxerjasen]

Wonder if that counts for a Darwin award. Officially you have to take yourself out of the gene pool usually by killing yourself in order to qualify. I never saw if self sterilization counted too.

 

[wfooshee]

Wiping it down for prints is not "cleaning" a gun......

 

[TheZsdad]

All guns are always loaded. A motto to live by.

 

[Chuck35]

At least he won't pass his moron genes on.

I think he possibly could, they call him onenut.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Remember...Even if this ******* can't breed, he's still allowed to vote.

Crossing my fingers on the breeding part. Idiot!

 

[dcarver]

Ahhh, the peeps get it!

 

[Redfish Hunter]

Remember...Even if this ******* can't breed, he's still allowed to vote.
Crossing my fingers on the breeding part. Idiot!

I am going to +1 this.

Even though I hate agreeing with Zilla.

 

[canucklehead-biker]

Shame he didn't manage to knick the femoral artery and finish the job... https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/******.gif

Griff

 

[Old Guy]

I guess he'll be going by "Michelle" now, huh?

 

[SoCalFJR1300]

Very common, not where he shot himself but very common.

 

[Old Guy]

Yep. Very common. I'm with exskibum, though. How in the heck ......?

I've always suspected they were playing with the gun and carelessly discharged it, and being embarrassed to say they, they say they were cleaning it -- as if that's not just as stupid.

 

[exskibum]

Yep. Very common. I'm with exskibum, though. How in the heck ......?

I've always suspected they were playing with the gun and carelessly discharged it, and being embarrassed to say they, they say they were cleaning it -- as if that's not just as stupid.

So I'm not the only one who suspects that's more likely to be the real story!?!

 

[Old Guy]

Yep. Very common. I'm with exskibum, though. How in the heck ......?

I've always suspected they were playing with the gun and carelessly discharged it, and being embarrassed to say they, they say they were cleaning it -- as if that's not just as stupid.

So I'm not the only one who suspects that's more likely to be the real story!?!

It's right up there with "I had to lay it down."