FJRONAMISSION
Flying at the speed of smell ;))
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Did you know that eagles mate for life?
>
> Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling
> of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went
> looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead! Harry was devastated,
> but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get
> himself another mate but since there weren't any lady eagles available
> he'd have to cross the feather barrier.
>
>
> So he flew off to find a* new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought
> her back to the nest. The sex was good but all the dove would say is
> "I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!"
>
>
> Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest
> and flew off once more to find a mate. He soon found a very sexy loon
> and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was good but all the
> loon would say is, "I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want
> to spoon!"
>
>
> So out with the loon. Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time
> he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest.
> This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was.....
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> No, the duck didn't say THAT!!!!
> ... Don't be SO disgusting. !
> The duck said,
> "I am a DRAKE ,
> you made a MISTAKE !!!!!!!!!!
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Enjoy.......
B
Did you know that eagles mate for life?
>
> Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling
> of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went
> looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead! Harry was devastated,
> but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get
> himself another mate but since there weren't any lady eagles available
> he'd have to cross the feather barrier.
>
>
> So he flew off to find a* new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought
> her back to the nest. The sex was good but all the dove would say is
> "I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!"
>
>
> Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest
> and flew off once more to find a mate. He soon found a very sexy loon
> and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was good but all the
> loon would say is, "I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want
> to spoon!"
>
>
> So out with the loon. Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time
> he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest.
> This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was.....
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> No, the duck didn't say THAT!!!!
> ... Don't be SO disgusting. !
> The duck said,
> "I am a DRAKE ,
> you made a MISTAKE !!!!!!!!!!
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Enjoy.......
B
