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FJRONAMISSION

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Did you know that eagles mate for life?

>

> Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling

> of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went

> looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead! Harry was devastated,

> but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get

> himself another mate but since there weren't any lady eagles available

> he'd have to cross the feather barrier.

>

>

> So he flew off to find a* new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought

> her back to the nest. The *** was good but all the dove would say is

> "I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!"

>

>

> Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest

> and flew off once more to find a mate. He soon found a very sexy loon

> and brought her back to the nest. Again the *** was good but all the

> loon would say is, "I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want

> to spoon!"

>

>

> So out with the loon. Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time

> he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest.

> This time the *** was great, but all the duck would say was.....

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>

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> No, the duck didn't say THAT!!!!

> ... Don't be SO disgusting. !

> The duck said,

> "I am a DRAKE ,

> you made a MISTAKE !!!!!!!!!!

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Enjoy.......

B

 
Try this bird joke, Brian...

We all know the bird pf peace is the dove and the bird of war is the hawk but do you know what the bird of love is? :unsure:

I didn't think so, it's the swallow! :clapping:

 
OK - I'm laughing :D . Now, I gotta check on the snow situation before I fire up my bike for the next few hundred miles.

ps- I'm laughing at Barb, too ;)

 
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