Mike-H
Independent
What is tithing?.....old farts want to know 
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Feej draws a crowd everywhere I go
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Geezer
Parsimonious Curmudgeon
Tithing means to pay 10%. The reference to tithing and Utah, I assume, was meant to be a reference to paying the traditional 10% of your salary to the church each year, usually in regular weekly payments.What is tithing?.....old farts want to know
818Guy
Well-known member
Can't see the guys at the Maserati dealership running out to see a Ford though...
Ford GT.
How's this for intelligence: I had a woman ask me, "Is that your HOG?" when pointing to my FJR.
Happened to me this last Sunday, really.
Mogambo
Well-known member
You should have said, "No, THIS is my hog", and pointed somewhere else.Can't see the guys at the Maserati dealership running out to see a Ford though...
Ford GT.
How's this for intelligence: I had a woman ask me, "Is that your HOG?" when pointing to my FJR.
zzzzip
Well-known member
Funny... the women around here who are smart enough to know it isn't a "Hog" always ask if it is a "BMW"?
Then when they ask how come I didn't get a Harly, and I use the time honored reply,"Because I wasn't born with a small penis", they crack up, and take a second look at the bike.
I should be able to make this work to my advantage, but I have yet to figure out how. :glare:
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Then when they ask how come I didn't get a Harly, and I use the time honored reply,"Because I wasn't born with a small penis", they crack up, and take a second look at the bike.
I should be able to make this work to my advantage, but I have yet to figure out how. :glare:
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Ari Rankum
NAFO Karting Champion, 2012
Easy. Just follow Mogambo's suggestion. Then, when they crack up and take a second look, there you are with the trench coat flung open wide and the half pants legs tied around your calves with rope. I so love a happy ending. <tweet tweet tweet chirp chirp>Funny... the women around here who are smart enough to know it isn't a "Hog" always ask if it is a "BMW"?
Then when they ask how come I didn't get a Harly, and I use the time honored reply,"Because I wasn't born with a small penis", they crack up, and take a second look at the bike.
I should be able to make this work to my advantage, but I have yet to figure out how. :glare:
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Cdogman
Bad Boy
Tithing means to pay 10%. The reference to tithing and Utah, I assume, was meant to be a reference to paying the traditional 10% of your salary to the church each year, usually in regular weekly payments.What is tithing?.....old farts want to know
Exactamundo. They have accountants and if you want into the temple they audit you to make sure you paid yer fair share.......... Naw,, tis true but they are nice folks.
Lesse, IRS 35% State 10% Sales Tax 6.4% Now 10% more to the church.. I wonder if that is 10% of net or gross. Big difference there folks.... Man that is depressing enough. I gotta go for a ride peeps. BRB
zzzzip
Well-known member
I'm not sure I want to know how you are so certain this will workEasy. Just follow Mogambo's suggestion. Then, when they crack up and take a second look, there you are with the trench coat flung open wide and the half pants legs tied around your calves with rope. I so love a happy ending. <tweet tweet tweet chirp chirp>Funny... the women around here who are smart enough to know it isn't a "Hog" always ask if it is a "BMW"?
Then when they ask how come I didn't get a Harly, and I use the time honored reply,"Because I wasn't born with a small penis", they crack up, and take a second look at the bike.
I should be able to make this work to my advantage, but I have yet to figure out how. :glare:
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RadioHowie
I Miss Beemerdons!
errr...ummmm.....it wasn't yer Feejer she was pointin' at, dude...Can't see the guys at the Maserati dealership running out to see a Ford though...
Ford GT.
How's this for intelligence: I had a woman ask me, "Is that your HOG?" when pointing to my FJR.
zzzzip
Well-known member
This weekend I visited with my son, who is working in Utah for several weeks, and he had some real interesting info on liquor laws out there, and how a warm 6 pack costs about $13. I thought the old Missouri Blue laws were bad... :blink:Tithing means to pay 10%. The reference to tithing and Utah, I assume, was meant to be a reference to paying the traditional 10% of your salary to the church each year, usually in regular weekly payments.What is tithing?.....old farts want to know
Exactamundo. They have accountants and if you want into the temple they audit you to make sure you paid yer fair share.......... Naw,, tis true but they are nice folks.
Lesse, IRS 35% State 10% Sales Tax 6.4% Now 10% more to the church.. I wonder if that is 10% of net or gross. Big difference there folks.... Man that is depressing enough. I gotta go for a ride peeps. BRB
Craig in SC
Member
Bahhhh... Just...fell....off...chair.....laughing....too .... much
I love parking the FJR at work with all the other bikes...mostly HDs (and a really sweet Duc...996). I always get alot of comments and questions about my bike...
Today we had our first day below freezing.. (SC is pretty great....) there were only 2 bikes in the lot though...(normally about 15)...the feejer, and a Shadow...
Mike-H
Independent
What was that?...Craig in SC.....only 2 men in your part of the state? :good: :lol: ....
Toecutter
What would DoG do?
Yeah, the cooler morning temps have my loud-piped neighbor leaving his noise polluter in the garage when he takes off for work at 5:40 am. Gives me a reason to look forward to winter.
E1Allen
Youngster
I just had a chance to get my bike out Monday, since I bought it Friday. I put about 200 miles on it going various places around town. I had one guy pretty much stop me on the road because he wanted to know what kind of bike I was riding. The guys at the dealers and NC state inspection place had nothing but good things to say about it also. Who wouldnt love this bike
cota95
RI Beach Pop
That is the best line. :lol: I got to remember this when I'm out with my brother's friends (HD "boys")Then when they ask how come I didn't get a Harly, and I use the time honored reply,"Because I wasn't born with a small penis", they crack up, and take a second look at the bike.
I should be able to make this work to my advantage, but I have yet to figure out how. :glare:
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proffsionl
Member
I had my new '06 AE at the local BMW dealership and got a lot of the "where's the clutch lever" comments. They were interested as they came really close to selling me a Beemer (I've had two in the past) and wanted to compare to the R1200RT and the K1200GT (of course, I had already done that research).
Overall, it got good reviews.
Kevin
Austin, Texas
Overall, it got good reviews.
Kevin
Austin, Texas
Don't you just love it when the ignorant proclaim, "Oh, I see you ride a crotch rocket." Gawd! You'd need all day to even begin the education process. Not worth it.
My newly restored brilliant red FJR was parked with a '02 Bandit S and an '02 FZ1 in front of a restaurant. I asked the cute young waitress which was the best looking. She came back in and said, "The blue one!" Arrgghhhh!. Oh well, the only one who matters on this question knows the truth.
My newly restored brilliant red FJR was parked with a '02 Bandit S and an '02 FZ1 in front of a restaurant. I asked the cute young waitress which was the best looking. She came back in and said, "The blue one!" Arrgghhhh!. Oh well, the only one who matters on this question knows the truth.
C
Centerline
Guest
They would for a Ford GT.Can't see the guys at the Maserati dealership running out to see a Ford though...
Anyhow, my FJR never drew a crowd, but it was funny at the local Harley Dealer watching a few guys quickly gravitate to the nearest Harley to my FJR and steal wistful and furtive glances while wiping the drool off.
That said, I am a big fan of the Harley look and sound. Many others are as well including the designers and buyers of most of the big metric V-Twin cruisers.
chiefj48
Well-known member
hey flhx!!! your not suposed to tell anyone about me switching brands!!!! well now that the secrets out, i guess i can come out of the closet.
i'm looking forward to getting my new FJR!!! i'm sure i'll be spending alot of time on it, after all my farkels are complete. I HAVE THAT NEED FOR SPEED!!!
