FJR RIDE to Hell Holr & tem some

[BBIII]

This post has been edited, it was orginally typed under the influence of lots of Seagrams V.O. and prescription medication.

High, oh yeah, Vicodn & Advil make the pain go way away.

No Big problems except he knee hurtrs, badly. and my neck hurts badly. It is getting better.

The Key to This mesage is ATGATT. My protecitive gear saved my life. Look at the Pics that Andrew tooK of me. It was a Yamaha Sports racing jacket, Scorpion Helmet, Olympic winter Over Pants, Olympic gloves and Oxtar matrics boots. That portectiction worked and looked like it should have, but I still feel like smeone kicked my ***.

M wife of 26 years, says it is time to go back to somthing safe. WTF doe that mean? "I think she intends me to drive a cage called a sports car :angry: I'm thinking maybe a Honda SU 2000.

Well, 'I will miss the FJR rush, of 0 to 60 in 3.0 seconds , but I was an "aggressive" L.A. driver, and as of now, the wife says the bike must go away to make Mrs. BB III happy (alternative = divorce). I am willing to comply at this time...please none of you tempt me with a test ride of an 06-07 FJR.

BYW, I need some help, getting the wrecked bike over from Auburn to Folsom Cclyce. I've got some farkles that must be removed ASAP...AK Radar, GPS.

BBB III - only on coors lite.

OK, here is the drugged up drunken version.......I like this one WAY better

High, oh yeah, Vicodn & Advil make the pain go wayaw sorst of....
No Big problems except he knee hurtrs, badly. and my neck hurts badly. It is getting better.

The Key to This mesage is WTGALL. My protecitive gear saved my life. Look at the Piccs tha Andrew tooK of me. It wa a Yamaha Sports racing jeaket, Scoppion Hemmet, Olympic Pants, Olympics gobbrld snd Oxtar matrics Z boothts That portectiction worked . looekd like it shoould have, but I still fell like smeone kicked my *** about 20 years ago,

M wife sexy woman, for 26 years,it is time to go back to somthing safe WTF doe that mean " She thinks She thinks I like a sports car? I'm thingni Honda SU 2000.

Welll, 'I will miss the rush, of 0 to 60 in 3.0 seconds , but I WAS a fast driver, and and the bike must go away, i think? things to make Mrs. Barnhill happpy ( diverting divorce)

BYW, I need some help, getting the wreaked bike it over from Aururn to Roseville or Folsom Cclyce. via truck. or whatever. Any help would be apreciated. I've got some farkles tha must be removed ASAP AK Radar, GPS, Thrittlomister

BBB III

(918 -813-1971

 

[user 213]

Looks like the meds are kicked in pretty good! Sorry to hear you went down, glad you're ok enough to drool on the keyboard and post. :dribble: Hope the knee feels better in a few days.

Can't help with the bike recovery from Auburn(?), but someone will jump in that's close I hope.

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

Bill,

Please call me (I saved my number on your wife's cell phone). I will help you get your bike back for you.

Andrew

 

[dcarver]

Bill... Never met you.,. but I can help, and am willing too. Have truck, and enclosed trailer. Regularly trailer my FJR, so know exactly what to do. It would be a one day run. Can take time off work. Serious. PM me if, in the morning, you still need assistance. Andrew has my cell phone number. I have Mondays off, so, if you need this, please get on the stick, contact me or Andrew. In the mean time, enjoy the buzz.. . Yeah, right, like your going to wake up and post at 0500.... :dribble:

 

[Toecutter]

That's some fuunny typing there, big guy. Save some meds for when it doesn't hurt so much. "When I get feeling better when I'm feeling no pain".

Sorry to hear you're retiring, but I admire a man who knows his limitations. I'll probably vaporize myself before I wise up.

Take DCarver up on his offer. He's a good hand. How much for the GPS mount? Is it too early to vulture up?

 

[dcarver]

"When I get feeling better when I'm feeling no pain".

Gordon Lightfoot?

 

[Toecutter]

"When I get feeling better when I'm feeling no pain".

Gordon Lightfoot?

Yeah, him too....

 

[evil_henchman]

Bill... Never met you.,. but I can help, and am willing too. Have truck, and enclosed trailer. Regularly trailer my FJR, so know exactly what to do. It would be a one day run. Can take time off work. Serious. PM me if, in the morning, you still need assistance. Andrew has my cell phone number. I have Mondays off, so, if you need this, please get on the stick, contact me or Andrew. In the mean time, enjoy the buzz.. . Yeah, right, like your going to wake up and post at 0500.... :dribble:

U n b e l i e v a b l e

Are you guys all masons or something? :blink: Not that there's anything wrong with that but there's some real brotherhood going on around here....

 

[joyfulgirl]

I bet we'll see BBIII with an '06 or '07. We got his bike today. Basically all the plastic on the right side is toast from upper fairing all the way around to the tail piece. The TOG is bent severely and ground down about 40% of its width and the mounting bracket (no hole in the fairing type) is bent out from the frame. The mirror was ripped off, the Hole Shot can (that I love so much ) is scratched up pretty good. The brake pedal is bent in a bit...not much.

I'll take pics tomorrow morning. I'm guessing a total based on the sheer volume of stuff to be replaced + the possible concern of a bent frame with the tog having taken so much damage (even though I'd bet it's fine). The bike fired up first time for me to put it in the trailer. I thought something was wrong with it until I remembered those blasted hole shot headers and cans :LOL

O'vale using wifey's comp

 

[dcarver]

Bill... Never met you.,. but I can help, and am willing too. Have truck, and enclosed trailer. Regularly trailer my FJR, so know exactly what to do. It would be a one day run. Can take time off work. Serious. PM me if, in the morning, you still need assistance. Andrew has my cell phone number. I have Mondays off, so, if you need this, please get on the stick, contact me or Andrew. In the mean time, enjoy the buzz.. . Yeah, right, like your going to wake up and post at 0500.... :dribble:

U n b e l i e v a b l e

Are you guys all masons or something? :blink: Not that there's anything wrong with that but there's some real brotherhood going on around here....

EH - it's the same thing you would do if the fallen bro was only 5 hours away from your la casa...

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

High, oh yeah, Vicodn & Adlid make the pain go wayaw.
No Big problems except he knee hurtrs, badly. and my neck hurts badly. It is getting better.

The Key to This mesage is WTGALL. My protecitive gear saved my life. Look at the Piccs tha Andrew tooK of me. It wa a Yamaha Sports racing jeaket, Scoppion Hemmet, Olympic Pants, Olympics gobbrld snd Oxtar matrics Z boothts That portectiction worked . looekd like it shoould have, but I still fell like smeone kicked my *** about 20 years ago,

M wife sexy woman, for 26 years,it is time to go back to somthing safe WTF doe that mean " She thinks She thinks I like a sports car? I'm thingni Honda SU 2000.

Welll, 'I will miss the rush, of 0 to 60 in 3.0 seconds , but I WAS a fast driver, and and the bike must go away, i think? things to make Mrs. Barnhill happpy ( diverting divorce)

BYW, I need some help, getting the wreaked bike it over from Aururn to Roseville or Folsom Cclyce. via truck. or whatever. Any help would be apreciated. I've got some farkles tha must be removed ASAP AK Radar, GPS, Thrittlomister

BBB III

(918 -813-1971

High, oh yeah, Vicodn & Advil make the pain go wayaw sorst of....

No Big problems except he knee hurtrs, badly. and my neck hurts badly. It is getting better.

The Key to This mesage is WTGALL. My protecitive gear saved my life. Look at the Piccs tha Andrew tooK of me. It wa a Yamaha Sports racing jeaket, Scoppion Hemmet, Olympic Pants, Olympics gobbrld snd Oxtar matrics Z boothts That portectiction worked . looekd like it shoould have, but I still fell like smeone kicked my *** about 20 years ago,

M wife sexy woman, for 26 years,it is time to go back to somthing safe WTF doe that mean " She thinks She thinks I like a sports car? I'm thingni Honda SU 2000.

Welll, 'I will miss the rush, of 0 to 60 in 3.0 seconds , but I WAS a fast driver, and and the bike must go away, i think? things to make Mrs. Barnhill happpy ( diverting divorce)

BYW, I need some help, getting the wreaked bike it over from Aururn to Roseville or Folsom Cclyce. via truck. or whatever. Any help would be apreciated. I've got some farkles tha must be removed ASAP AK Radar, GPS, Thrittlomister

BBB III

(918 -813-1971

We better quote this incase he tries to edit it while sober :LOL

 

[dcarver]

oooh.. evidence..

 

[BBIII]

High, oh yeah, Vicodn & Adlid make the pain go wayaw.

No Big problems except he knee hurtrs, badly. and my neck hurts badly. It is getting better.

The Key to This mesage is WTGALL. My protecitive gear saved my life. Look at the Piccs tha Andrew tooK of me. It wa a Yamaha Sports racing jeaket, Scoppion Hemmet, Olympic Pants, Olympics gobbrld snd Oxtar matrics Z boothts That portectiction worked . looekd like it shoould have, but I still fell like smeone kicked my *** about 20 years ago,

M wife sexy woman, for 26 years,it is time to go back to somthing safe WTF doe that mean " She thinks She thinks I like a sports car? I'm thingni Honda SU 2000.

Welll, 'I will miss the rush, of 0 to 60 in 3.0 seconds , but I WAS a fast driver, and and the bike must go away, i think? things to make Mrs. Barnhill happpy ( diverting divorce)

BYW, I need some help, getting the wreaked bike it over from Aururn to Roseville or Folsom Cclyce. via truck. or whatever. Any help would be apreciated. I've got some farkles tha must be removed ASAP AK Radar, GPS, Thrittlomister

BBB III

(918 -813-1971

High, oh yeah, Vicodn & Advil make the pain go wayaw sorst of....

No Big problems except he knee hurtrs, badly. and my neck hurts badly. It is getting better.

The Key to This mesage is WTGALL. My protecitive gear saved my life. Look at the Piccs tha Andrew tooK of me. It wa a Yamaha Sports racing jeaket, Scoppion Hemmet, Olympic Pants, Olympics gobbrld snd Oxtar matrics Z boothts That portectiction worked . looekd like it shoould have, but I still fell like smeone kicked my *** about 20 years ago,

M wife sexy woman, for 26 years,it is time to go back to somthing safe WTF doe that mean " She thinks She thinks I like a sports car? I'm thingni Honda SU 2000.

Welll, 'I will miss the rush, of 0 to 60 in 3.0 seconds , but I WAS a fast driver, and and the bike must go away, i think? things to make Mrs. Barnhill happpy ( diverting divorce)

BYW, I need some help, getting the wreaked bike it over from Aururn to Roseville or Folsom Cclyce. via truck. or whatever. Any help would be apreciated. I've got some farkles tha must be removed ASAP AK Radar, GPS, Thrittlomister

BBB III

(918 -813-1971

We better quote this incase he tries to edit it while sober :LOL

Edited while on Vicodin & Advil. Time to crack a Coors light open. Thanks for your help Andrew, my wife said yesterday and today "Andrew is one of the nicest men I have met in a long time, and his wife is very pretty"

We better quote this incase he tries to edit it while sober :LOL

Edited

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

Thanks for your help Andrew, my wife said yesterday and today "Andrew is one of the nicest men I have met in a long time, and his wife is very pretty"

You are welcome Bill, and it really was a pleasure to be able to provide a helping hand.

In regards to Nancy's impressions, I have that effect on some people. Sherri thinks I'm one of the nicest men she has ever met in her whole life! I just manipulate people though. I want people to be nice to me and I figure the best way to make that happen is to be nice to people. Do you see how conniving I am? With Sherri, I went as far as to fall in love with, care for and enjoy my time with her. The end result? I got what I want. It's all about me.

I agree with Nancy; I think Sherri is very pretty too.

 

[BBIII]

Looks like the meds are kicked in pretty good! Sorry to hear you went down, glad you're ok enough to drool on the keyboard and post. :dribble: Hope the knee feels better in a few days.
Can't help with the bike recovery from Auburn(?), but someone will jump in that's close I hope.

Drool? WTF man? That was pure alcohol, taken for medicinal purposes only, on Dr.'s orders

 

[BBIII]

Bill... Never met you.,. but I can help, and am willing too. Have truck, and enclosed trailer. Regularly trailer my FJR, so know exactly what to do. It would be a one day run. Can take time off work. Serious. PM me if, in the morning, you still need assistance. Andrew has my cell phone number. I have Mondays off, so, if you need this, please get on the stick, contact me or Andrew. In the mean time, enjoy the buzz.. . Yeah, right, like your going to wake up and post at 0500.... :dribble:

NOTHING is on sale, YET. TC, you have first dibs if the farkle GPS must go.

BTW: I always liked your avatar of Toecutter, I thought it fit perfectly with my first ride, the FJR was bottoming out and my cowboy boots kept scraping. Believe me you would much rather have boots a scraping than a right knee that seems to have taken the full impact of 6'0"" 190 LBS @ 25 MPH.

Now that I understand the madmax reference, shouldn't you be wearing a leather ear-ring?

I refuse to make any references to a certain star of the movie Madmax cursing certain religous types which might make the forum admins upset, that would just be wrong

 

[user 213]

Drool? WTF man? That was pure alcohol, taken for medicinal purposes only, on Dr.'s orders

Color me impressed! You self medicate like a pro down at the local pub. :alcoholic:

Just remember, that stuff will kill a keyboard quick! And be extra careful around any open flames for a while.

 

[UberKul]

Is it too early to vulture up?

Too early!? Hell, I hit him with dibs on the seat in his hospital bed!

I have some great footage on tape BB. I'll see if I can write it to CD and send you a copy.

The video came out pretty good for a first effort. Now I just have to figure a way to make it entertaining and small enough to be practical for internet viewing. My first edit took it to almost 700mb, just a little big!

BTW this rearview video shooting works a lot better if you do not give me the customary spacing. I saw a bumper sticker recently that referenced following too close and pulling of hair... you get the idea

Mend well.