For My Irish Friends

[user 6393]

Dam, had to wait; to get home from work. Now the pic is gone :angry:

It was a picture of Barb and her twin sister, taken about 10 years ago.

only 10? Gawd, I wish....you are being altogether too kind. What's it gonna cost me?...*L*

 

[user 6393]

Paddy Has A Broken Leg



Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.

Mick says, "How you doin?"

"Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing."

Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying on the bed.

He says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you."

They say, "Get away with ya.... prove it."
Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of em?"

Paddy shouts back.....................



"Of course both of 'em, what's the point of ******' one?"

Thanks Busta....

 

[exskibum]

But did Paddy ever get his beer? Jeesh.

erm, I think it was slippers dear Paddy was after......dunno, not sure :blink:

WTF carver?!?!? Beer, slippers -- who gives a **** about that? Did Mick get to **** the twins? *

* And what's the chances that'd work for the rest of us? :huh:

 

[juniorfjr]

I'm so glad I came back to this. This is the best Christmas ever. :yahoo:

 

[beemerdons]

I'm so glad I came back to this. This is the best Christmas ever. :yahoo:

It's A Wonderful Life, juniorfjr! And Merry Christmas to All, thanks Tiny Tim! "Tiny Tim" being nickname Bust's nurses gave him!

 

[Auburn]

Barb, by the way Misses says "sick, sick, sick" as she leaves laughing her ass off.

:yahoo: :clapping: :yahoo:

 

[Bustanut joker]

I'm so glad I came back to this. This is the best Christmas ever. :yahoo:

It's A Wonderful Life, juniorfjr! And Merry Christmas to All, thanks Tiny Tim! "Tiny Tim" being nickname Bust's nurses gave him!

I beg your pardon? Tiny Tim??? :blink: Why, I'll have you know, That is waayyy off :huh:

I wuz referred to as"Barry the Button" Thank you..

But Tiny Tim does have a certain ring to it

Where the hell is Jorge?

:jester:

 

[FJRONAMISSION]

The TWINS look a bit nippie........ must be cool in the room.............

 

[fjrwalker]

This thread does make for a very nice Christmas, indeed. Thanks Barb!

This is what Warchild's "surrounded by *******" thread promised, but woefully failed to deliver.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

gggrrrrooooaaaannnn!!!!!. Oh, GOD! :blushsmiley: :smokin:

 

[Bustanut joker]

I hear ya mate.. I think I need to lie down :crazy: :devilsmiley:

:jester:

 

[MEM]

OK - I'm finally able to see the photo.

Ya know.... a lot of us gurlz could look like The Twins - if we shaved (waxed, lasered, whatever)

Just sayin'

 

[user 6393]

OK - I'm finally able to see the photo.
Ya know.... a lot of us gurlz could look like The Twins - if we shaved (waxed, lasered, whatever)

Just sayin'

nah, I sleep on my tummy

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

OK - I'm finally able to see the photo.
Ya know.... a lot of us gurlz could look like The Twins - if we shaved (waxed, lasered, whatever)

Just sayin'

Yes you could.

 

[Old Michael]

I can't see the picture.

My brain blocks the signal from my eyes .....'cause my heart is pure.

....On your tummy?

 

[user 6393]

I can't see the picture.My brain blocks the signal from my eyes .....'cause my heart is pure.

....On your tummy?

well, I'd sleep on someone else's tummy, but........the quality of men in this town is entirely "sub-standard"

 

[Old Michael]

the quality of men in this town is entirely "sub-standard"

Sounds like Owosso....or Roseburg.

Shame, there are just so few of us.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

the quality of men in this town is entirely "sub-standard"

Sounds like Owosso....or Roseburg.

Shame, there are just so few of us.

Bite me yellow head.

You're just afraid of the competition.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

I can't see the picture.My brain blocks the signal from my eyes .....'cause my heart is pure penis has a rash that hurts.

....On your tummy?

Fixed it.............

 

[MEM]

I can't see the picture.My brain blocks the signal from my eyes .....'cause my heart is pure penis has a rash that hurts.

....On your tummy?

Fixed it.............

:lol:

Pictures.....hmmmm... I have some somewhere.

Just let me look around a bit .....

And 'yes', OM - it is a holiday. But I don't think that would slow some of those (Yammy) girls down. Problem with a holiday is the light traffic