Forks are stuck in locked position

[GunMD]

Social issues became the new topic and I became Don Imus. Don't want that job.
Yamma

Look, if you're not going to apologize then you're not Imus, you're Sharpton.

 

[Yamma Jamma]

Social issues became the new topic and I became Don Imus. Don't want that job.
Yamma

Look, if you're not going to apologize then you're not Imus, you're Sharpton.

#1 Look at edited ps in post above

#2 Not gonna get near that B)

 

[FJRMGM]

"and I became Don Imus. Don't want that job."

Before this goes one post further let's get one thing straight right now - Don Imus sucks, always has and always will.

 

[twowheelnut]

From Toe or TWN maybe, but not from me

Hey, you noobie sucker-upper! Don't go blaming me for all of the forum woes, not the least of which might be hurting some noobs feelwings... Aaaaw. Poor, whittle noob. Buck-up you *******! This is how we do things here.

<Insert Disclaimer Smiley Here For Effect>

:****:

Sincerely,

TWN, an Equal Opportunity Dog Piler and Noob Welcomer

:grin:

PS, I'll buy yammy a beer a WFO, too. It's all good.

 

[Cdogman]

Awwweeee aint we all ****** sweet now. Phuuuk

I juswant a dam beer

 

[Yamma Jamma]

Awwweeee aint we all ****** sweet now. Phuuuk
I juswant a dam beer

Yes, I am. Thanks for noticing.

 

[Waaane]

Tune in tomorrow for another episode of "ALL MY FORUM CHILDREN"

 

[Last Chance]

I put it up on the center stand. weighted the back end to bring the front wheel up and tried evrythang agin. Called the dealer who said to saturate it in WD40. Tried that and nuthin. Dealers coming to try it himself and pick it up.
Damnit. As cranky as this locks acting, You'd think it was reacting to the temperature in some froze up, inhabitable frostbit tundra, too cold to live there, don't wanna live there, who'd live there place like....say....oh I dunno......Minnesota. Don't seem right this happened down here in Texas. Just damn. (pron "daYUM")

Can you say damn on this form or does that bring a reprimand.

You have to be kidding! :dribble: You haven't been around long, have you?

LC

Awwweeee aint we all ****** sweet now. Phuuuk
I juswant a dam beer

Figures

 

[radman]

PS, I'll buy yammy a beer a WFO, too. It's all good.

Just keep on eye on yur daughters if TDub starts buyin. Werd is Skoot still ain't got laid. Captured an FJR altitude record, went English Patient on the nursies, remains a virgin still.

 

[RonBB]

Love this forum.........You'd think after reading this thread there had been 3 months of snow/ice & no one riding. Hope you get the lock fixed quickly. :yahoo:

 

[Yamma Jamma]

I came on this forum with a bike problem. In the space of a day I have been repeatedly insulted, my perception of my own self worth and self esteem are shattered. Some Girl in Virginia hates me for calling a few of yall girlies. Some guy thinks I'm the anti Christ for responding to her with one of my favorite jokes....

As a result I have entered a downwardly spiraling vortex of self loathing and sunken into a severe state of depression My world is now a dark and colorless existence and the only relief comes in contemplating taking my own life......and

....and I thought I was gonna meet really nice people when I bought an FJR. :dribble:

 

[wheatonFJR]

I came on this forum with a bike problem. In the space of a day I have been repeatedly insulted, my perception of my own self worth and self esteem are shattered. Some Girl in Virginia hates me for calling a few of yall girlies. Some guy thinks I'm the anti Christ for responding to her with one of my favorite jokes....
As a result I have entered a downwardly spiraling vortex of self loathing and sunken into a severe state of depression My world is now a dark and colorless existence and the only relief comes in contemplating taking my own life......and

....and I thought I was gonna meet really nice people when I bought an FJR. :dribble:

Are you looking for self worth and affirmation from this group? If so, I would RUN- not walk -to the nearest therapist - any kind of therapist. Just do it...you can thank me later.

 

[Yamma Jamma]

I came on this forum with a bike problem. In the space of a day I have been repeatedly insulted, my perception of my own self worth and self esteem are shattered. Some Girl in Virginia hates me for calling a few of yall girlies. Some guy thinks I'm the anti Christ for responding to her with one of my favorite jokes....
As a result I have entered a downwardly spiraling vortex of self loathing and sunken into a severe state of depression My world is now a dark and colorless existence and the only relief comes in contemplating taking my own life......and

....and I thought I was gonna meet really nice people when I bought an FJR. :dribble:

Are you looking for self worth and affirmation from this group? If so, I would RUN- not walk -to the nearest therapist - any kind of therapist. Just do it...you can thank me later.

It's too late....I'm already past the point of no return. Day before yesterday I felt really good about who I was but after this forum....I hate myself......and my brand new bike is in the shop.

 

[twowheelnut]

It's too late....I'm already past the point of no return. Day before yesterday I felt really good about who I was but after this forum....I hate myself......and my brand new bike is in the shop.

Aw, just go right a screen play: Fear and Loathing in Texas, or sumpin' wishy-washy like that. Our job here is done. Gawd, I love this joint! :lol:

PS Kindly put me in your will for the '07. It is paid for, right? TIA! :bye:

 

[Bustanut joker]

You and I and Odot and the other fellow and Gun are all fine as far as I'm concerned. Again, thanks for the thought.

Yamma

Thanks for removing me from the "Ball Slap" list I went back and re-read my comments and, fer the love a Christ I conna fine no problem senior :dntknw:

I do appreceate the :wub: As far as odot goes, well he gets kinda fiesty when he's been drinkin

:jester:

 

[Yamma Jamma]

Aw, just go right a screen play: Fear and Loathing in Texas, or sumpin' wishy-washy like that. Our job here is done. Gawd, I love this joint! :lol:
PS Kindly put me in your will for the '07. It is paid for, right? TIA! :bye:

Absolutely, called my attorney this afternoon.

On a serious note: Just called the dealership about my bike (they didn't call me) to find out when I could pick it up.

Service manager said that ignition is shot because they had to bust it off of the bike. Further stated that there is no ignition available anywhere in either the United States or Japan for the bike even though ignitions in 06's and 07's are the same.

I know...I was thinking the same thing....This guy cannot have that right. But after asking the question three times he insisted that what he said is true and that I understand him correctly...and went on to assure me that he could have my problem corrected and bike back to me within a month, (because at the end of thirty days the Texas Lemon laws kick in.) At least I'm going to ******* France for two weeks... assuming that thirty days won't turn into sixty.

The moral of the story is: Take care of your ignition. If it is sticky at all use graphite and don't let it go unaddressed for any period.

Now I really am depressed.

 

[Big Sky]

Sucks about the bike and that's a ******** response. I'd run to another dealer. How about getting a lock set salvage?

About the depression, one word:...no make that two words: Welbutrin, Zanax

I had a friend who worked in the oil patch...ah, that's erl patch in Texaspeak (here we go again!) and his favorite saying was, "Happiness is a Texan heading south with an Okie under each arm." (This was an oil patch up north, of course.)

Now, admittedly, my friend was sometimes a real ******* and a bit of a bigot which I of course am not. Why, some of my best friends are Texans...

Actually, I'd venture that the best blues guitar music in the world comes out of the Lone Star...and some good beer, too. Hoist a Shiner for me.

 

[twowheelnut]

On a serious note: Just called the dealership about my bike (they didn't call me) to find out when I could pick it up.Service manager said that ignition is shot because they had to bust it off of the bike. Further stated that there is no ignition available anywhere in either the United States or Japan for the bike even though ignitions in 06's and 07's are the same.

This is entirely possible, but call Mike @ U-Motors to confirm. (701) 235-6478. File that number away as they have the best prices on FJR/Yamaha parts bar none. You can also call Yamaha's customer relations line @ (800) 962-7926, which I would prolly do before calling Mike.

 

[worldbound4now]

About the depression, one word:...no make that two words: Welbutrin, Zanax

Welbutrin, Xanax, Prozac, Paxil, Buspar, Nardil, Marplan, Elavil, Pamelor, Surmontil, Zoloft, Venlafaxine, etc...

I like drugs.

Call Gary McCoy at University Motors in Fargo, ND. See what he can do for a parts hunt.

 

[Yamma Jamma]

Sucks about the bike and that's a ******** response. I'd run to another dealer. How about getting a lock set salvage?
About the depression, one word:...no make that two words: Welbutrin, Zanax

I had a friend who worked in the oil patch...ah, that's erl patch in Texaspeak (here we go again!) and his favorite saying was, "Happiness is a Texan heading south with an Okie under each arm." (This was an oil patch up north, of course.)

Now, admittedly, my friend was sometimes a real ******* and a bit of a bigot which I of course am not. Why, some of my best friends are Texans...

Actually, I'd venture that the best blues guitar music in the world comes out of the Lone Star...and some good beer, too. Hoist a Shiner for me.

I suggested that he take a lock from another bike and replace it later when he finally got one. His response was that he would then have two bikes where the ignition key did not match the bags. My response was that it was extraordinary that this could even occur and more extraordinary that he was more worried about his inconvenience than a customer with no bike to ride whose only contribution to the predicament was being nice enought to buy the bike....and doesn't care about having two keys.

As for Texas, thanks for the nice words. As far as the depression, I was just having fun with all that.

"downwardly spiraling vortex of self loathing".

We all get our kicks different ways.