Forks are stuck in locked position

[twowheelnut]

You just made my **** list, bust. What was this thread about again?

Gay Texans. See post #159.

Allright Ladies, the Yamma Jamma is back in the saddle and as it turns out, in about 4 business days as the dealer said.I do have two keys and I have to decide if I really care and want to press the issue.

Other than that Yamaha treated me pretty damn well...customer care and all.

As for Twowheelnutcase's predictably cynical and pessimistic prediction of two plus weeks...well...wrong again...after all, we all know that Twowheel is a ****** anyway.

Ps I've known what ****** meant for a long time. I acted like I did not in order to rob you of the insult at the moment of impact. The Yamma Jams anotha.

Update on my circumstance for anyone interested:
4) Said stuff usually comes in 3 days

Bzzzzzz. Wrong, taco breath, you said 3 days, not bidness days. It took 7 days. My two weeks is closer to the actual one week than your 3 days is to the actual 7. Let's do the math, shall we? Mine: 2 - 1 = 1 vs. Yours: 7 - 4 = 3 See? I win. I always do.

I don't believe you about the '******' stuff either. If you knew that, then you'd know about the crack button, too.

 

[Yamma Jamma]

You just made my **** list, bust. What was this thread about again?

Gay Texans. See post #159.

Allright Ladies, the Yamma Jamma is back in the saddle and as it turns out, in about 4 business days as the dealer said.I do have two keys and I have to decide if I really care and want to press the issue.

Other than that Yamaha treated me pretty damn well...customer care and all.

As for Twowheelnutcase's predictably cynical and pessimistic prediction of two plus weeks...well...wrong again...after all, we all know that Twowheel is a ****** anyway.

Ps I've known what ****** meant for a long time. I acted like I did not in order to rob you of the insult at the moment of impact. The Yamma Jams anotha.

Update on my circumstance for anyone interested:
4) Said stuff usually comes in 3 days

Bzzzzzz. Wrong, taco breath, you said 3 days, not bidness days. It took 7 days. My two weeks is closer to the actual one week than your 3 days is to the actual 7. Let's do the math, shall we? Mine: 2 - 1 = 1 vs. Yours: 7 - 4 = 3 See? I win. I always do.

I don't believe you about the '******' stuff either. If you knew that, then you'd know about the crack button, too.

You're a crazy person and I did too know what ****** meant. Years ago a British dude named Kevin called himself that for missing a shot on a tennis court. I ask him then. As I said...you were Yamma Jammed....I kinda feel sorry for you. :yahoo:

 

[twowheelnut]

You're a crazy person...

Indeed. That's why I always win. Never argue with a lunatic.

 

[odot]

I think this thread is about loony gay kalifornians.

 

[Geezer]

Well, dealing with two keys may not be a problem for you, but if you ever plan to sell the bike it may make a difference.

 

[Bustanut joker]

You just made my **** list, bust. What was this thread about again?

sERRY DOOD, I'm DRUNK.

Eye took yer advice and decided ta drink away my pain. Oh hell I drank alone... I'm an' alcholic

Wheres my pills?

:jester:

 

[Yamma Jamma]

The Biggest pig....EVER.

https://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8...amp;image=large

 

[Scab]

That's strange. I live about 5 miles from Delta, Alabama and Clay County. Never heard of that. Which doesn't mean anything but I thought I would have heard about something like that.

 

[Rickster]

yamma jamma -- how does the pig relate to your forks being stuck. I could maybe twist it into "I stuck a fork into this huge pig..... but really now...

 

[Yamma Jamma]

yamma jamma -- how does the pig relate to your forks being stuck. I could maybe twist it into "I stuck a fork into this huge pig..... but really now...

It is completely irelevant to anything about motorcycles...other than....

the vast majority of all citizens think that motorcycle riders are idiots for putting their life at risk for a pleasurable pass time.

There are other ways to pass time that are not dangerous at all. One ***** to another, I thought yall might enjoy this story...

just passing some time.

Breitbart is a real and presumably reliable news source so I assume it is not faked up.

regards,

the Jamma

I'll try to be more strictly appropriate going forward.,,,,,but that's difficult for me.