Foster's helpline.........................

[Donal]

"G'day mate, Foster's Helpline - what's the problem mate?"



"I'm on holiday in Australia with my girlfriend and she's been stung on the minge by a hornet. Now her ****** has completely closed up!!!"



"Bummer mate"



"Great idea!! Thanks mate!!"

 

[Surly]

Farark! That sure as **** is funny. Foster's haven't gone to an overseas call center then.

Best regards

Surly

 

[kamal]

OK. That took me a minute or two!

 

[Graham Downunder]

Being an Aussie I completly enjoyed that .

 

[BwanaDik]

Had to break out my Oz/US dictionary but yep, I got it!