Found this while surfing the net and thought I'd share.

[jekirby]

Ran accross this and thought I would put it up. I searched and did not find that it had already been posted, but if it has.....oh well.

The brain can do some strange/interesting things.

 

[Jagermeister]

Interesting....

So, if I could make every Kentuckian simultaneously crash, the whole state would speak coherent English?

 

[taterides]

Now I know how to work on my Spanish!!! Nah, not worth it.

 

[Knifemaker]

Weird for sure..

Way back when in the day, when I managed to crash on the racetrack, the corner worker that got to me first said I was speaking in nothing but cuss words for several minutes.............

KM

 

[Kevin Daly]

my buddy told me that when he bumped his head on a shitte (and had to be airlifted) when they asked him for his home number he gave them a number for a girl he dated 10 years earlier. Wonder how that phone call went down.

My son bonked his head on a playground (no thanks to me) and he basically started talking nonsense like an extremely drunk person.

 

[artistonFJR]

I once hit my head on a low branch and strung together a series of expletives like no one ever has. Does that count?

 

[Ramblin Man]

I rammed my head deep inside this wet cave and all I could say was "oh, ya, baby, you're awesome, oh, uh" over and over for like 20 minutes and then stopped, got really tired, rolled over and took a nap.

 

[user 8909]

my friend fell off the back of a truck going 30mph, when he awoke a few minutes later he threw up that 12pak of Budweiser he had that night.

 

[RadioHowie]

I hear some guy named Tim got dropped on his head at birth and spent the rest of his life babbling on a motorcycle forum.

 

[odot]

I rammed my head deep inside this wet cave and all I could say was "oh, ya, baby, you're awesome, oh, uh" over and over for like 20 seconds and then stopped, got really tired, rolled over and took a nap.

fixed it fer ya.....

 

[Caba]

Interesting....
So, if I could make every Kentuckian simultaneously crash, the whole state would speak coherent English?

Nah, now jur just goin offen da deep en. 'sides, howen ya gonna tren all dem deer an turkeys ahnahow?