Guts or Balls?

[user 6393]

Guts or balls?

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next, Chubby"

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

 

[wfooshee]

OMG!!!??! Guts and balls make you STUPID??!?!?!?!???

That's one ballsy gixxer dude, then . . . . .

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Guts = A woman posting that on a male dominated website

Balls = She don't have any, so what the hell does Barb know?

 

[user 6393]

Guts = A woman posting that on a male dominated website
Balls = She don't have any, so what the hell does Barb know?

you don't need guts to post here

and, yer right, I don't know sh&t. I fit in just fine; backatcha

 

[v65]

and, yer right, I don't know sh&t. I fit in just fine;

Hey we take offense at that! There are a couple of people on here that know some things, they just never post is all.

 

[dcarver]

2x's = BALLS baaby!

 

[FJRONAMISSION]

Barbs drinking again...... I like 'er when she all licker'd up........ ya...

I know how to spell........ ;>

B.....

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Guts = A woman posting that on a male dominated website
Balls = She don't have any, so what the hell does Barb know?

you don't need guts to post here

and, yer right, I don't know sh&t. I fit in just fine; backatcha

Well we got ya on that one, most of us guys know a lot about sh&t! so there!

And posting doesn't take guts, but posting that sh&t does... geesh we have ta learn ya erverathang!

 

[kaitsdad]

Barb, I'm buyin' you a beer. :lol:

 

[Silver Penguin]

Now and again I see something on the forum that makes me laugh out loud. So glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read that.

Right on, Barb!

 

[Philip V]

DAM, I gotta say I got neither if thats how you define them. :blink:

 

[madmike2]

Guts or balls?

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Actually, my favorite was, "Taking off or landing?"

Uhm...it didn't keep me in good stead with the ex-Mrs. Madmike. :huh:

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next, Chubby"

I never stayed out late with the guys but she still thought she owned them....only to find it was a lease/option. I terminated the lease, like Carver, 2x!

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

I was confused and I'm now thankful you've cleared my head by defining the issues.

Very good, Barb, I really enjoyed this post. :yahoo:

Uhm....is the resultant death actual, physical, psychological or emotional?

 

[Silver Penguin]

Uhm....is the resultant death actual, physical, psychological or emotional?

I believe that the death suffered after making comments like these is very long, and painful. Or even wishful thinking, in comparison to the retaliation the commenter is going to suffer.

 

[user 6393]

Barbs drinking again...... I like 'er when she all licker'd up........ ya...

I like when....erm....ok, I re-read that.

...nevermind, carry on

<_<

 

[FJRONAMISSION]

Barbs drinking again...... I like 'er when she all licker'd up........ ya...

I like when....erm....ok, I re-read that.

...nevermind, carry on

<_<

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Finally ... someone got it..

B

 

[rushes]

Purdy good!

 

[Bustanut joker]

Dang all I got is a couple of nuts...

Guess neither applies to me.

:jester:

 

[FJRBluesman]

Barbs drinking again...... I like 'er when she all licker'd up........ ya...

I like when....erm....ok, I re-read that.

...nevermind, carry on

<_<

Very good. Only from Barb...

Dang all I got is a couple of nuts...Guess neither applies to me.

:jester:

Mz Bust says some squirel ran off with your nuts. :rofl:

 

[user 6393]

Dang all I got is a couple of nuts...Guess neither applies to me.

:jester:

Mz Bust says some squirel ran off with your nuts. :rofl:

Nah, they're safe and sound in her purse :blink: