Happy Birthday, BikerGeek!

[PhilJet09]

Happy Birthday Andy!

 

[Tyler]

Seems to be taking longer and longer to get back to normal. I ain't as young as I used to be...

Welcome to the well-populated club... Wishing you beer recovery faster the next time! :lol:

 

[dcarver]

Hey Andy, Happy Birthday my old, frail, and aged amigo!

Now go tell Sooze to be EXTRA nice tonight! :yahoo:

 

[HotRodZilla]

Hey Andy...Happy Birthday. You know, just saying it doesn't seem to be enough. I think I'm gonna call you................Right now.

 

[HotRodZilla]

You have a voicemail. What kind of Nancy doesn't answer his phone at 5am. I'm truly disappointed.

 

[Fred W]

Happy Birthday Andy!! :yahoo:

Hope you had a nice day, even with altitude recovery in process.

BTW - All the old guys tell me the best way to beat those hang-overs is to just never allow yourself to get sober again.

 

[Intech]

Happy birthday Andy.

 

[beemerdons]

Wendy, Amber, Tina and Papa Chuy are coming by your place later today to put on a strip tease show just for you as a Special Birthday Present! jes' sayin' and nuff' said!

Man, it'll cost me a fortune to get my wingman drunk enough to take out that irish looking one on the end for me.

You have got to be kidding me Steve-O, BikerGeek99 was highly impressed with his Birthday Gift. I also got Love Letters from RadioHowie, HotRodZilla and Bustanut joker. Old Michael and Sacramento Mike each sent me a bouquet of a dozen Roses!

 

[RaYzerman19]

Happy Birthday, Andy!! I think you're old enough now to start your mechanic's apprenticeship, so at the next Tech Day, YamaBill and I will start your training. Our introductory course will be "The Toolbox and it's real purpose", one of the lessons will be is "the bottom drawer is not for the single malt". Then we'll move on to "Screwdriver Identification" and we don't mean those girly beverages with vodka in them. So, after your birthday celebrations, we want you to study steady up...... Cheers!!

 

[BikerGeek99]

Thanks again, guys. I appreciate it.

AJ - when I checked my phone this morning I was curious why you called. When I listened to the message, my initial thought was, "Is he having a stroke? Did he butt-dial me, perhaps? Why is he up at 5:00 in the morning??" Classic.

Ray - I dunno, man. Some guys tried to get me to be all mechanical and **** when I was young and trainable. I failed Screwdriver Identification, and I even had a damn cheat-sheet!

 

[Old Michael]

... I failed Screwdriver Identification, ...

"Andy, my name is Barry, and I'll be your instructor today. Now, close your eyes, and put out your hand. I will place in it a ....uh, ....screwdriver. ...tee-hee, snork!"

 

[yamafitter]

... Our introductory course will be "The Toolbox and it's real purpose", one of the lessons will be is "the bottom drawer is not for the single malt"...

That is correct. Everybody knows that single malt is strictly a top drawer kind of libation. It's that bourbon crap you leave in the bottom for ballast.

... I failed Screwdriver Identification, ...

"Andy, my name is Barry, and I'll be your instructor today. Now, close your eyes, and put out your hand. I will place in it a ....uh, ....screwdriver. ...tee-hee, snork!"

No wonder Andy is confused, he thinks a screwdriver is shaped like a toothpick.