Help BeemerDons Choose What to Give Up for Lent

[yamafitter]

It is the last Friday before the start of Lent and I believe that BeemerDons is a good Irish Catholic. Given BeemerDons' advancing years with it's associated forgetfulness, I thought Don may have some problems deciding what to give up for Lent. With that in mind I started a poll so that all his friends here on the forum might offer assistance. Please vote for one of the options and please feel free to post your own suggestion.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Don don't need to give up nothing for lint. I've been saving my belly button residue for years knowing one day it would serve a purpose.

I'll box it up and send it to the poor bastage

 

[RaYzerman19]

Maybe he doesn't know what Lent is.... I was going to suggest birthdays, but then realized the more of those he has the better. I vote keeping the old fart around a long time, he makes a good target, and can give it back. I am quite sure he's going to Hell anyway, so let's give him a taste of that on earth.

 

[yamafitter]

Don don't need to give up nothing for lint. I've been saving my belly button residue for years knowing one day it would serve a purpose.

I'll box it up and send it to the poor bastage

Damn it Bust, did you go and sit on your reading glasses again. It's LENT not lint. Thanks however for the reminder to check the lint filter on my dryer.

 

[FJRay]

Skooter :yahoo:

 

[beemerdons]

Skooter :yahoo:

No Way, Jose!

 

[ALDAWG]

I voted 'none of the above' That way he can enjoy Hell with the rest of us! :diablo: :devilsmiley:

 

[user 6393]

where is "***" on the list?

He should be giving that up at his age anyway..........

duxNruns

 

[wheatonFJR]

Well, I voted for him going to hell for the obvious reasons. He's retired, has too much money and he's going to all the places I want to go and not taking me with him. :glare:

:lol:

He's obviously not giving up ***. There's a reason the white whales are going extinct...

...jes sayin' and nuff sed. :clapping:

 

[yamafitter]

where is "***" on the list?

He should be giving that up at his age anyway..........

it is on the list under 'Burros'

 

[HotRodZilla]

I voted for the Hell thing. I figure if Papa Chuey gives up ***, his right hand is going to be so rested he's gonna go out and ride, making the rest of us even more jealous.

Besides, if Don ends up in Hell, he'll have some good company.

 

[wfooshee]

How 'bout we all give up Beemerdons for Lent? :huh:

 

[Zorlac]

Red heads with big ****s.

 

[madmike2]

How about the internet!

One week with no posting or communications from Papa Chuy....and HE'LL go as crazy as he makes some of us. :yahoo: :wacko:

 

[Bustanut joker]

How 'bout we all give up Beemerdons for Lent? :huh:

Lent??wtf? I say we trade his *** fer a bag of lint.

With gray pubis hairs.

 

[Denver_FJR]

Oh, he's a sinner and gonna burn, but what's his punishment going to be? Riding a Vespa for eternity?

 

[Fairlaner]

I have an idea....how about typing......

R

 

[yamafitter]

An analysis of the responses to this point shows that unfortunately a sizable proportion of the responders are of the belief that Don is beyond redemption. Bustanut on the other hand has a fixation on lint.

 

[beemerdons]

At least Papa Chuy now fully knows that yamafitter is his Good Friend. Bill F. was not going to make me give up "Super Hot Red Headed Canadian Nurses" for Lent.

As if that was going to ever happen!