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Holy XX(double "X") insanity batman
Dale you're a fuquin nutcase ...seven(7) back to back to back to back to back to back BBG15's?? LOL, that is beyond comprehension. The most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of.
(1) BBG15 ...an easy endover for anyone so inclined
(2) BBG15's ....attainable with some strong will and planning
(3) BBG15's ...now we're getting into the realm of some serious serious challenge. Personally, I would consider this an lifetime challenge and with some serious planning, training and focus attainable.
(4) BBG15's ....this is where the eyes roll back in my head at even considering the proposal.
(5) BBG15's ........OK, let's think about waking up on day 5, you've likely got about 4 to 6 hours of COMBINED sleep over the last 4 days and 6000+miles ...and you're off again to spend another 20somehting hours in the saddle, at high speed, and having think, be alert and focused.
Let's remember, doing 1.5K in a day is not doing 1K in a day, ya 50%more miles, but 200% more difficult ...and you're cutting into serious sleeeepy time. You get to this stage my friend, you've proven you're not worth of a mortal classification.
(6) BBG15's No frequin way for ANY mortal
(7) BBG15's Can't even comment, my brain froze over at the 5th one.
This is the craziest thing I've ever heard of. way beyond ..........well, we don't need to bring that topic up.
So freakin' nuts I have to give 7thumbs-up to the idea.
Dale, I think you've bought the farm on this proposal, but I'm putting together a care package that will be waiting for you. It will consists of:
-Prepayed chevron card ....
-A pocket mirror with the words inscribed "I'm fuckin' crazy" so that you can look at yourself and say it out-loud as you ride across the desert.
-A small digital voice recorder (on loan) so that you can mumble nonsense into it starting about 1/2 way through day two and have a permanent account of your thoughts and experiences .....and as the days go on I can just imagine the thoughts that will come out of that silly,warped and goofy mind of yours. These attibutes of yours will be exaggerated by each hour on this voyage i'm sure. Remember those recorded phone messages from our Ducati riding friend when he did his UCC?? ...your recordings will make those look like a church group going to the library.
You already know that you're welcome in my crib with it's great access to the roads you'll be molesting, Kathy will have some I.V. saline available to re-hydrate you -and she's already knows you're nuts.
10,500 mile in seven days. Krazy with a capital K stoopid with two "O's" and just plain D U M (dumb) ....but that is what makes it such a worethy challenge.
We're waitin' for you ...bring that double X bike and spirit of yours down ....these roads are ripe and waiting for you my friend. Fuquin' crazy wanker you are.
..renojohn
