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Gee, sounds like rocket science, here... FireStorm plasma spark plugs.... :bigeyes:

Ultra-mega-super-duper Spark Plugs :lol: :lol: :lol:

FireStorm's CapabilitiesFirst, let's look at what FireStorm spark plugs give an internal combustion engine:

• More horsepower;

• 44–50% increase in mpg;

• Dramatic decrease in emissions.

Second, let's see what FireStorm plugs eliminate:

• Smog pump;

• Catalytic converter;

• Radio frequency interference (RFI) and the use of resistors in the centre electrode;

• Gap growth;

• Exhaust gas recirculation (EGR) systems;

• Misfire/hesitation/detonation/stutter and stumble.

How, you may ask, is all this achieved? In a word, plasma.
 
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Hey, cool! I always wanted to fire up a plasma cutter inside my engine!

Okay, admins....free up some unused disk space....patiently awaiting Jestal's reply! :lol:

How long do you think it will take Black&Decker to sic their corp. lawyers on them for trademark infringement? :eek:

'the other firestorm!'

 
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OOOH ! OOOOH !! GROUPBUYGROUPBUYGROUPBUY!

:tease: :tease: :tease:

But in all seriousness folks - I'd be happy to donate my 22" Sears 5.0 hsp lawn mower for development purposes ........ but I'm keepin my edger.

 
I understand there is already an attachment in the works that will brew coffee thru a Bluetooth connection to these sparkplugs.

Lee in the Mountains of Northern California :p :assasin:

 
Plasma.....a condition in which the fuel will be literally "blasted to atoms" by a process only fully understood by J.C. Whitney. :lol:

 
I'll have to look up Robert Krupa here in Detroit.  Given Smokey Yunik's reputation he and Robert were made for each other.  They could dazzle each other with their own BS.
What,

You didn't like Smokey's dual-V4 motor? That was supposed to get 150mph or so. :haha:

 
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I see he only needs about $350,000 in start upi money to manufacture this most wondiferous product.

If that is all, NGK, Bosch or even Champion for that matter would take the cash out of thier petty cash box and buy his little enterprise out.

Is it April already?

Plasma and Aluminum cylinder heads, what a great mixture

Skippy

 
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Some investors will get involved. Even if they are savvy enough to realize that the product is BS, they also know that there are probably enough gullible people out there to make a buck off of the idea. All they would have to do is advertise on TeeVee.

 
I'm surprised nobody has noted the real benefit of that plasma plug? What about the built in portable welder for radiator repairs etc while on the road. Just pop that bad boy out and zap. :p

 
Or for use as a plasma torch to remove all that twisted metal after a deer strike. ;)

But I would defer to those who have much more experience in that area than I, i.e., they survived one.

 
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Leave Smokey out of it. He was building kick ass motors when most or all of us were still shittin yellow.

 
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Yo Jestal!

You forgot about the Fitch Fuel Catalyst! Everybody knows that is really all you need anyways.

Oh, the humanity!

 
Boy, oh boy... I can see the commercials:

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I'll bet some of you were the same guys who told Amana "hell, you can't pop corn with radio waves!" or scoffed when Lee Iacocca said "let's rebody a Falcon and call it a Mustang --- we'll sell millions!"

I'll bet the JiffyPop people wished they'd never listened to you poltroons. :D

Hell, right this second I'm thankin' God that Chef Boyardee didn't listen to a bunch of naysayers claiming canned spaghetti would never sell.

Hmmmmmmmm........Boyardee!!!

Oh...leave Billy out of this or he'll come and OxiKick yer ASS! :bleh:

 
Seems the only entity not mentioned for an endorsement is NASA, or don't rockets use spark plugs?

 
Who Was Smokey?

Highlights

* Grew up on a farm in Neshaminy, Pennsylvania

* Flew B-17s for the Army Air Force in WWII

* Flew for the Flying Tigers

* Driver, mechanic, crew chief for stock cars in 1950s and 1960s

* Won two Grand National (Winston Cup today) Championships

* Won Indy in 1960

* Worked in Ecuador for 30 years in oil drilling and gold mining

* Wrote for Popular Science and Circle Track magazines

Accreditations

* Founding Member and Director of Embry-Riddle University

* Honorary Doctorate in Aeronautical Engineering, Embry-Riddle Engineering

* Professor Emeritus, Daytona Beach Community College

* S.C.O.R.E Judge, for three years, one of ten judges picked to

examine annual alternate energy expo submissions from Amercian

colleges and universities, related to alternate energy

* Member of Society of Automotive Engineers

Patents & Inventions

* Variable Ratio Power Steering

* Hot Vapor Engine

* Silent Tire

* Smoketron Engine Testing Device

* Movable Race Track Crash Barrier

* Oil filling through oil filter

* Extended Tip Spark Plug

* Power brakes from residual power steering pressure

* Water bypass system for “V” engines

* Reverse cooling system

* Centrifuge Type Oil Refinery (Ecuador)

Awards

* Two Time NASCAR Mechanic of the Year

* Mechanical Achievements Awards – Indianapolis Motor Speedway &

Ontario Motor Speedway

* Engineering Award – Indianapolis Motor Speedway

* Inventor of the Year – 1983

* Presents the Annual Smokey Yunick Lifetime Achievement Award

at Charlotte Motor Speedway

Hall of Fame Inductions

* National Racing Hall of Fame

* International MotorSports Hall of Fame

* Legends of Auto Racing Hall of Fame

* Stock Car Racing, Daytona Hall of Fame

* Darlington Motor Speedway Hall of Fame

* Legends of Performance – Chevrolet Hall of Fame

* TRW Mechanic Hall of Fame

* Living Legends of Auto Racing – 1997

* Stock Car Racing Magazine Hall of Fame

* Michigan Motorsports Hall of Fame

* Voted #7 on list of Top 10 athletes of the Century

by Winston Salem Journal, Oct. 1999

* University of Central Florida, President’s Medallion Society

* Rotary Club of Oceanside – Daytona Beach

Who Was Jestal?

*Tech Master on FJR Forum

 
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