patch308
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A biker is riding by the zoo in
Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of
her jacket and tries to pull her
Inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of
her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his BMW GS1200 Adventure, runs to the
cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back
letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents,
who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event. The
reporter addressing the BMW GS1200 Adventure rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant
and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'
The BMW GS1200 Adventure rider replies, 'Why, it was
nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in
danger and acted as I felt right.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure
this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have
this story on the front page...
So, what do you do for a living and what
political affiliation do you have?'
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a
Republican.'
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the
paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
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[SIZE=24pt]U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT[/SIZE]
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of
her jacket and tries to pull her
Inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of
her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his BMW GS1200 Adventure, runs to the
cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back
letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents,
who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event. The
reporter addressing the BMW GS1200 Adventure rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant
and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'
The BMW GS1200 Adventure rider replies, 'Why, it was
nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in
danger and acted as I felt right.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure
this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have
this story on the front page...
So, what do you do for a living and what
political affiliation do you have?'
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a
Republican.'
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the
paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
------------------------------------------------
[SIZE=24pt]U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT[/SIZE]
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
