Hold My Messages!

[Pterodactyl]

Please hold my e-mails until further notice.



I am in the hospital
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I was badly attacked by a woman in an elevator.


A witness got her photo.


 



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I was in the elevator when she got in.


I was casually staring at her "assets" when she said, "Would you please press one?"


So I did. Things are a blur after that.

 

[slatonp4]

Pretty sure I would have done the same thing.

 

[allrider]

Good thing she didn't say press two!!! You wouldn't have made it.

 

[HotRodZilla]

I don't understand why she kicked your ass. Did you press the wrong one?

 

[Uncle Hud]

<deleted. every now and then, usually in circumstances involving women, stupid **** just emerges from my brain ...>

 

[LKLD]

Nice PFD's.

 

[Redfish Hunter]

I don't understand why she kicked your ass. Did you press the wrong one?

He must have done something wrong. There is a technique involved. It is possible that he is an untrained novice. Buttons like that require professional training. I have never been hurt in an elevator but I have been pretty tired the next day.

 

[Intech]

Makes me think of the Aerosmith song: Love in an elevator. Going down?

 

[HotRodZilla]

Makes me think of the Aerosmith song: Love in an elevator. Going down?

Ooooh. Maybe RFH is correct. He pressed one and went down. Too much too soon. These days you gotta know a girl's name before taking that step. I mean, she looks VERY respectable in that conservative sweater!