This one's gonna hurt, but ya'll started it.
String walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Bartender says "we don't serve strings".
String walks outside, ties himself in a knot, then lays on the sidewalk and scuffs himself up.
String walks back into the bar.
Bartender says, "aren't you that string that was just in here?"
String says, "no, I'm a frayed knot".
I told you it would hurt.