How many FJRforum members to change a light bulb?

[TheAxeman]

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

__________________ :lol:

ADMIN NOTE: 1 annoying administrator to go back in and edit the original post. Iggy

 

[twowheelnut]

Shouldn't this be in NEPRT?

 

[vectervp1]

You forgot:

3 people to post about the light bulb controversy in another thread causing that thread to then be locked as well.

6 people to argue over why the new thread is locked and blaming the admins

2 people to leave and ask that their accounts to be deleted because they can't stand the censorship anymore.

 

[TheAxeman]

Shouldn't this be in NEPRT?

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

 

[bluesfool]

So true, so true. by the way, everyone should use flourescent.

 

[mdisher]

Well done...

I saw:

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

But I didn't see...

1 or more will get her/her panties in a wad and delete or edit everything they posted about light bulbs, light theory, electricity in general, as well as previous discussions on ohm's law, and extension cords, thusly screwing up the lightbulb or light bulb thread as well as other threads in the process.

[Edit..]

 

[GunMD]

So true, so true. by the way, everyone should use flourescent.

More efficient for sure, but rumor has it that they (much like the Prius) are an environmental nightmare.



Couldn't resist.

 

[wheatonFJR]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

__________________ :lol:

ADMIN NOTE: 1 annoying administrator to go back in and edit the original post. Iggy

Funny!

 

[Toecutter]

Shouldn't this be in NEPRT?

1 or 2 post whores to make some stupid obligatory reply. :****:

1 to accuse the originator of plagiarizing his post, then thinking it may actually be original work, which leads to the realization that the topic originator must have worked many long hours on conceptualizing his post. :clapping:

 

[twowheelnut]

Shouldn't this be in NEPRT?

1 or 2 post whores to make some stupid obligatory reply. :****:

Yeah, you're just jealous that I thought of it first. :bleh:

1 to accuse the originator of plagiarizing his post, then thinking it may actually be original work, which leads to the realization that the topic originator must have worked many long hours on conceptualizing his post. :clapping:

'Cept, this particular one is a old as MadMike2.

 

[KSFJR]

We need Smitty141 in on this. He worked at the GE lightbulb/lamp/light bulb plant in St. Louis until they closed recently.

 

[C&C]

1 ****** (me) to remind everyone that's it not too damn funny if it's the light bulb inside the instrument panel.

 

[Mike-H]

Shouldn't this be in NEPRT?

1 or 2 post whores to make some stupid obligatory reply. :****:

Yeah, you're just jealous that I thought of it first. :bleh:

1 to accuse the originator of plagiarizing his post, then thinking it may actually be original work, which leads to the realization that the topic originator must have worked many long hours on conceptualizing his post. :clapping:

'Cept, this particular one is a old as MadMike2.

& your not that far behind him.... :lol: .....scary ain't it?....

 

[boogahboogah]

And...

3 people to post "why can't we just all get along ?"

 

[jdog109socal]

Cant beleave we all posted something here....

Funny chit fellas

Jd

 

[Windjammer]

:lmaosmiley: :rofl:

Man, that hits way too close to home!!

 

[FJRottie]

That was phucking funny.

 

[RonBB]

Don't forget that we need at least 3 members to add, "+1, 2, etc" to some quotes.

 

[daytripper]

1 person to correct the original author that their light bulb is actually an led.