How to Say I Love You

[Tyler]

HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 10 LANGUAGES...

English...I Love You

Spanish...Te Amo

French...Je T'aime

German...Ich Liebe Dich

Japanese...Ai Shite Imasu

Italian...Ti Amo

Chinese...Wo Ai Ni

Swedish...Jag Alskar Dig

Lithuanian...As Tave Meliu

Alabama, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Florida, Mississippi , Kentucky, North Carolina, West Virginia, Virginia:

Nice Tits. Get in the Truck.

 

[MEM]

:lol: Good one , Ty

 

[fjrchooser]

That last one will get you shot at in right-to-carry states. :trinibob:

 

[Fairlaner]

I like it...........

R

 

[Bigbeavk]

lmao way to go Tyler!

 

[SacramentoMike]

Hmmm. Heading to OK in June. Probably won't test it though. No truck.

It does remind me of a patch I saw at a booth at one of the "Harley-type" bike shows ("Street Vibrations" in Reno). Of the many rude sayings, the one that made me laugh out loud when I read it: "Nice tits. Too bad about the face." I'm guessing a guy would be about as successful with that as with yours, Ty.

 

[rogdeb]

:lol: Cute, Tyler :lol:

 

[Braenen]

THE most important thing a redneck needs to know about a woman:

Spit or swallow?

 

[ultimateanswer]

HA!! Funny thing is that I live in OK and HAVE used that line...hmmm...Also acceptable pick up lines in the redneck south are:

"Has your brother got dibs on you yet?"

"Nice tits, wanna ride bitch?" for the motorcycle bound.

 

[Silver Penguin]

LOL! Love it.

 

[RadioHowie]

Hey Tyler!!!

Get in the truck!

:rofl:

 

[Tyler]

Hey Tyler!!!
Get in the truck!

:rofl:

 

[AsItLies]

hahah that was very funny thnx 4 the laugh

 

[user 213]

"Nice tits. Too bad about the face."

The come back bumper sticker is "Nice truck, too bad about the penis."

I've actually heard that spoken to some poor bastard in a stupidly lifted truck that was hitting on a blonde in a convertible at a stop light. I almost laughed my helmet off. :lol:

 

[Wee Willy]

"Nice tits. Too bad about the face."

The come back bumper sticker is "Nice truck, too bad about the penis."

I've actually heard that spoken to some poor bastard in a stupidly lifted truck that was hitting on a blonde in a convertible at a stop light. I almost laughed my helmet off. :lol:

Two good laughs at 3:30 AM. Thanks to you both.

Heh...

W2

 

[kaitsdad]

Hey Tyler!!!
Get in the truck!

:rofl:

And Very Well Deserved.

 

[RadioHowie]

Hey Tyler!!!
Get in the truck!

:rofl:

And Very Well Deserved.

Buttkisser!