Howie's 58 today?!?

[dcarver]

Happy birthday Howie, I am not saying you are getting older but if you were a car I would have a drip pan under you.
Mac

[SIZE=14pt]Laugh if you will, but I can NOT describe how convenient these things make for a long, long ride![/SIZE]

LOL - you go, Candy Butt ASSociation member!

 

[RadioHowie]

Happy birthday Howie, I am not saying you are getting older but if you were a car I would have a drip pan under you.
Mac

[SIZE=14pt]Laugh if you will, but I can NOT describe how convenient these things make for a long, long ride![/SIZE]

LOL - you go, Candy Butt ASSociation member!

Makes life simpler during and after an El Robustos Eat and Ride.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Happy birthday Howie, I am not saying you are getting older but if you were a car I would have a drip pan under you.
Mac

[SIZE=14pt]Laugh if you will, but I can NOT describe how convenient these things make for a long, long ride![/SIZE]

LOL - you go, Candy Butt ASSociation member!

Makes life simpler during and after an El Robustos Eat and Ride.

I'd kick yer *** for this blatant miscue.. but seenin' yer so feckin old.. It Los Robustos

Ya blind old ***! :dirol:

Hugs,..

I'd add kisses but.. I know where that would lead..

:jester:

 

[RadioHowie]

Makes life simpler during and after an El Robustos Eat and Ride.

I'd kick yer *** for this blatant miscue.. but seenin' yer so feckin old.. It Los Robustos

Ya blind old ***! :dirol:

Hugs,..

I'd add kisses but.. I know where that would lead..

:jester:

I beg your forgiveness.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Makes life simpler during and after an El Robustos Eat and Ride.

I'd kick yer *** for this blatant miscue.. but seenin' yer so feckin old.. It Los Robustos

Ya blind old ***! :dirol:

Hugs,..

I'd add kisses but.. I know where that would lead..

:jester:

I beg your forgiveness.

Funny...

Last time ya beged Beemer not to stop..

Yer a sick fella Howie.. Jus sick.. :lol:

:jester:

 

[RadioHowie]

Makes life simpler during and after an El Robustos Eat and Ride.

I'd kick yer *** for this blatant miscue.. but seenin' yer so feckin old.. It Los Robustos

Ya blind old ***! :dirol:

Hugs,..

I'd add kisses but.. I know where that would lead..

:jester:

I beg your forgiveness.

At my age, you get your pleasures where you can. Just ask BoxerBoy from Chandler, AZ.

Funny...

Last time ya beged Beemer not to stop..

Yer a sick fella Howie.. Jus sick.. :lol:

:jester:

 

[Larry33319]

Happy Birthday Howie. I hope you have many more. Could you please tell the story again about your first job as a waiter at the Last Supper? I think that was when you started in color commentary. Seriously though, enjoy what is left of your day, I am only 1 1/2 years behind you and I hope I never equal you.

 

[beemerdons]

Happy Birthday Howie. I hope you have many more. Could you please tell the story again about your first job as a waiter at the Last Supper? I think that was when you started in color commentary. Seriously though, enjoy what is left of your day, I am only 1 1/2 years behind you and I hope I never equal you.

Ah come on Larry33319, come on! After The Flood, when Noah docked the Ark on the top of Mount Arafat, RadioHowie was at the pier to greet him and the crew. He was looking for the 2 manatees!!!

 

[wfooshee]

Both of them??!?!?

 

[wfooshee]

Hey, wait a minute! Why would manatees have been on the ark????

(Yes, it took me a whole day to realize that they are marine mammals, with no need of rescue from high waters.)

 

[beemerdons]

Hey, wait a minute! Why would manatees have been on the ark????

(Yes, it took me a whole day to realize that they are marine mammals, with no need of rescue from high waters.)

Walt, if you would've posted this earlier, I could've asked the Padre at Mass this morning. But you're right, Bible states Noah gathered up "All of the beasts of this Earth!" I'll ask Bust, if he knows why!

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Happy birthday Howie, I am not saying you are getting older but if you were a car I would have a drip pan under you.
Mac

Laugh if you will, but I can NOT describe how convenient these things make for a long, long ride!

Tell the truth ya sea cow molester, these are more appropriate for you...

 

[RadioHowie]

Happy birthday Howie, I am not saying you are getting older but if you were a car I would have a drip pan under you.
Mac

Laugh if you will, but I can NOT describe how convenient these things make for a long, long ride!

Tell the truth ya sea cow molester, these are more appropriate for you...

Not really....the adhesive sticks to my *** hair.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Happy birthday Howie, I am not saying you are getting older but if you were a car I would have a drip pan under you.
Mac

Laugh if you will, but I can NOT describe how convenient these things make for a long, long ride!

Tell the truth ya sea cow molester, these are more appropriate for you...

Not really....the adhesive sticks to my *** hair.

Hey dipshit....

The adhesive side go's on the underwear. :dribble:

Senile fuker anyway.

:jester:

 

[exskibum]

Hey, wait a minute! Why would manatees have been on the ark????

(Yes, it took me a whole day to realize that they are marine mammals, with no need of rescue from high waters.)

Manatees WEREN'T on the Ark -- not Noah's anyway. That Ark ran aground on Mt. Ararat when the flood receded. Papa Chuy was talking about the late Palestinian leader's orgy yacht/ark and confused the two 'cause of his (Don's) old age. Like Howie, Yasser had a thing for Manatees and liked to call the "act" . . . "docking on Mt. Arafat". I'm pretty sure it was only a month or so ago that this was the subject of a forum thread. Howie always knew where a good "party" could be found, so that's why he hung with Yasser.

HTH

 

[Tyler]

Damn, Howie, I go away for a couple of days and you're still "celebrating" your birthday?!? You must rate!!

 

[RadioHowie]

Damn, Howie, I go away for a couple of days and you're still "celebrating" your birthday?!? You must rate!!

Don't blame me......the "tards" are too single-minded to do anything more useful than jack off to Baywatch reruns.

 

[Khunajawdge]

Damn, Howie, I go away for a couple of days and you're still "celebrating" your birthday?!? You must rate!!

Yeah, the cake is stale but who cares? I never ate fresh bread during my youth until I married my wife who couldn't believe that I could chew hard tack.

Go get a donut right now Howie!

...best in your new year & thanks for posting the info on your trials and trivulations on the '04 engine swap!

 

[beemerdons]

Damn, Howie, I go away for a couple of days and you're still "celebrating" your birthday?!? You must rate!!

Don't blame me......the "tards" are too single-minded to do anything more useful than jack off to Baywatch reruns.

And the problem with that is: WHAT???

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Damn, Howie, I go away for a couple of days and you're still "celebrating" your birthday?!? You must rate!!

Don't blame me......the "tards" are too single-minded to do anything more useful than jack off to Baywatch reruns.

Only difference is we jerk off to the babes and you do the one-fisted mamba looking at the guys.